DAVID SILVESTER

Harry Hardiner disappeared in December 1999.

​A helluva lot has happened since then.

The Pilgrim’s Arrival

elegant as the miles ahead

vanishing into soft masses of

ebony night, white dunes drank up the

navigator as his fever weltered

however briared the way, the

art would have it, or grievously

reticulated in untested crossings

do not despair: no path is closed

maybe the temple is what they say

inlaid in fragrant woods, tenderly

lit by ten thousand trembling wicks

eaning sighs of warm yearning

stone hewn altar washed in joy

supplicants as numerous as stars

have gone before, crowding the

intradoses, surely, to line with great care

naked galleries with gifts or sweep the crepis

evening after morning until the end of time

undeserving wanderers turn back

never trusting fully where all roads lead

despair of broken faith, lunacy of fear, to

end the dream—no path is closed—to not

remember trails can fall beneath the sand

seduction of the searcher to think all

thoroughfares to sanctuary lead

ardor of convergence, salt distilled from

rovers by implacable destination

listen—the fire of the winds has shattered

invisible stelae sharing secrets of distance

ghosts of columns ground to grit and dust

hum gently to his sinking brow the temple’s

truth: this desert once was marble.

The Second Time We Saw the Malecón Flooded

Pour miles of froth

Through the unearned gaps

Over the handled wall

And against the spilled faces

Of past life pastel plaster

their saltseized ceilings

reflecting through gaped frames

the wash and sink

encampments of the tide

Wait for a while, and wonder

Whether the wading child

Or the drowning wheelwell

Imagines wide drains and the

Wet sucking of stone 

Hoisting itself to surface,

Turning its belly to the sun:

Asserting its sovereignty,

Drumming its mossy teeth.


Here the good herbs are muddled

The cane splayed to the root

New lines dissect the byways

And complication stitches every tongue.

Kings cut through the waters 

Uncareful of the language of their hosts;

While the face beneath the ori

Opens only to mingled moors and christians,

The visitor feasts on imperador. 

Fitting, if they could understand.


From a place of dignity below

A curtain of flags, we were once told,

This place was taken from the sea,

And someday (they whispered in the words of the eagle),

The sea will take it back.

Capra

His are the garlanded miles

His the tables of peace

Break against his teeth, burning flesh

Enfold you in his arms, coming soul

Such are the panels of his radiant doom

Such is his machinated loom of allbeginning

and such the golden floss, his breathing net—


—coins cut to ship’s wheels

fitted and fingerlocked for cogworks

spindles of shining rods

bristling from whirling prisms

doors beating against their hinges

like the backs of damselflies

bearing up against the needful air

turning, all turning, all

near misses

perfect friction

engine of blossoming solace

temple to motion and space—


Rise witness, and look:

His touch opens skies for mountain’s homes,

fells forests for a striving root,

divides and seals the earth and sea together.

O pain to make the joy grow dearer!

O stairs of the sun below the secret night!

Spine of the glorious present,

Icon of icons, pillow of stone!

Robe for the ready!

Wings of the endless

of the endless


Breeze off the lake.

Twinge in the left knee. 

Laughter. Memory of home. 

Schedule.

of the endless

Schedule. 

endless


The skin of the world resumes. 

Shake off the certainty,

take in the waves. 

Something about light, and gold.

Machinery. Music. —song out of tinny pipes.

Doors and wheels.

The only one: the only:

Lost it like a dream

a dream

take in the waves

his are the garlanded miles

Smile. Fill.


Sparkling waters are waters still.

Interstate

In a few years, miles

have turned to minutes—strange

how the unturfed wheelpaths play

at being gates to distance; ways

not just for longhauls and commutes

but docks for the flyer, and threads

from above seen as righteous traces:

laid we can imagine essentially

and vitally as sinews in a hand

drawing its fingertips close together.

Pity the long paved door

can’t take on the fur-ruched finery

of the open field, or gut itself to course

with emptiness, buoyancy, and endless fishes. 

Shame that the line was crowned

over the plane, that the narrow dead 

paths of desire cut into the land

are only wagonruts we call by another name.

From my home to your heart

there is no line of habit to follow,

and all your doors are birds and

constellations (here the Oak of Rome,  

here the Lionhead, the Loom) moving

against the night like a smile on a pillow.

In a few years, our minutes

have turned to miles—strange

how the distance stands still by the road

and waits

until your eyes disappear into the woods

before it starts to lie again about the possibilities.

linalool

for miles

around

the flower palace there

is a

dangling in the air

lazily coptering

a chemical glissando

dizzy wide spiral

being baked off the backs of

the daffodil moat

the bined linden walls


furniture of rhododendron

lamped by orchids

well-curtained in wisteria

thick floors of victorious violet

balconies of orange blossom

and here and

there adventurous cistus

rises in the doorways of climbing rose


the wanderer and his friend

stop by the lilac gates


there

the friend says

it is, more beautiful than

they said

greener and pinker and

dancing in the wind

did you imagine

the friend says

how soft, how crisp the petals

or how

immense the scent of it the

tenthousand perfume bottles

we couldn’t know

the friend insists

its impact, how it calls

you to come in to

feel the leaves lick your palms


the friend gives his full gaze

gulps down the air


the wanderer says

easy to love and tough to use;

beauty calls the eye

but the camellia cannot see;

gardenia goes without a lusty lung;

the work of it hangs in the air

and nests in the earth

fragrant clouds of code

tongueless talk in pheromones

and root intelligence  

questing through the topsoil


for miles

he says

we have been inside the flower palace

blind to its traffic

deaf to its songs and alarms

but it’s nice you like the color of it

and the way it smells


they stood there for a while longer

watching the bees bob by before

they turned and walked back off

through the invisible wiring

The Bells when the Church Burned


Miles through swordblue

Mountains rang

Peals through the tunnels

Glittering

Humalong

Stolen from summers

Glow on the bronze peak

Growing sang

Humalong

Glittering

Delldown and twittering

Come along christian

No time for embittering

Angels hang

Hurricane

Blissfully

Fading for glory

Steeplesong soaring

 

Runner heard

Picked up his head

Spread up his ribcage

Breath like a bird

Searcher heard

Echoed its tones

Whistled harmonics

Treasure inferred

Scribner heard

Spilled out the gall

Quilled in the pale wind

Unwrote the word

Bridegroom heard

Took it for heartsigh

Blissfully

Humalong

Glittering

Hurricane

Come along lover

Wave on the white sheet

Bull in the cover

Humalong

Blissfully

Starshine through old glass

Blissfully

Blissfully

Humalong

Wish for the

Wide world to wake but leave

Curtains unstirred

 

Still in the smokeblue

Valleys play

Calls from the gold dome

Moans to the hot moss

Far away

Hurricane

Humalong

Hard to stay

Come along

Where in the boneblue

Forests lay

 

Humalong

Hurricane

Blissfully

Glittering

2017 Tenth Book Competition Finalists

The Tenth Book Prize is given every two years to the author of outstanding Hardiner-themed speculative fiction. In the past, this award has been granted to Zachary Osgood, Jonathan Safran-Foer, and my humbled little self. (No, that book, The Furnace, has still not been printed—Presse le Conseil, which holds the contract, has asked for steady edits that have gone slower without the eye of Dr Patch to offer insight.) This year, I’ve gotten a little clearer view into how the Tenth Book Award is actually awarded—after all, I’m running the show.

 

That’s right—one of the responsibilities of the newly-formed position of Archivist at the Society of Algiers involves arranging the reading schedules and reviews and recommendations deadlines, procuring copies of usually-unpublished manuscripts, generating a nominations process. Society members had until October 13 to nominate; and now, the Tenth Book Committee can furnish a rather long shortlist for the 2017 prize:

 

Navelgazing, Evan Cobb

Nowhere But the Best, Lesa Fairollen

My Notes on Harry Hardiner, Emily Faith

End of Eagle, Graham Lister

Harry Haunted, Les Mieve

The Ballad of Johnny Kite, Simon Scrid

A Very Harry Christmas, Loop Singer

 

Congratulations to all the entrants, and particularly to the finalists of this year’s search. In a rather heartening sign, the past two years have produced reams of work related to Harry Hardiner, and all of it has been fascinating to read—but unfortunately, we had to start making hard decisions almost immediately, and we ended up selecting less than a third of the work nominated. For talent, vulnerability, and sheer audacity of imagination, we’d like to share a few special mentions:

 

Do Not Trust Maghreb, Trevor Nott

Nott’s defense of Maxence Lawrence is part creative work, part expose of the litigious Trust Maghreb. The story follows Max in his last days, interspersed with the account of a sort of personal crusade for the author in which he flouts as many Trust injunctions as he can muster, only to be met with resounding silence and a final jarring loss that’s mirrored by a hallucinogenic chapter recounting Max’s abduction by Trust agents.

 

Lincoln in the Bardo, George Saunders

Don’t get us wrong—this Man Booker Prize winner has it all: headsmashing images, formal plasticity, timely soulsearching, laughs, ghost orgies, and a primary character with eternal priapism. If you haven’t already, go find a copy and pick it up. The audiobook also has its charms, I’ve been told, and is enacted by a full cast including Nick Offerman and David Sedaris. The only thing: waaaaay too tenuous a connection to Harry Hardiner. Many authors have written about Lincoln and the beyond. It’ll win other awards.

 

Hornblende, Blakely Tartar

This immaculate medieval tale hovers over a castle town called Rosewire. The forest below, Rosewood of course, is being felled by a mysterious blight that the villagers blame on the Duke’s studied daughter, Lystra. She has fallen in love with a visiting bard named Kysal, who wanders into the woods at night in the company of two farmers and doesn’t come back out. What does come out of Rosewood to wind through the halls of Rosewire is deeply unsettling, highly creative, and worth the read to discover. However, like Lincoln, the connection between Hornblende and Harry Hardiner seems to stop short before quite reaching Tenth Book territory.

 

Boozy Boozy Lucky Lucky, Leford Darrin

“All I really know now is that I found the body.” That’s how Leford Darrin’s “fictive sneeze” (his words) begins, and that pretty much sums up a reader’s mindset once they put the book down. The unnamed… protagonist? Speaker? Drunk? Prophet? Can’t keep his mind on any one thing, and although at first that is as irritating as it would be in real life, in the end, you find yourself flipping back and forth between pages (in my case, taking notes in the margins) and seeing little burrows through the text that hint at some great supernatural trauma too vast to describe in anything but accounts of starbursts or the process of losing a limb. Darrin’s ejecta eventually feels more like having several hundred tabs open on a suicidal Harry Hunter’s web browser than a novel, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

 

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And, just because it’s my new job, a little history:

 

After the disappearance of Harry Hardiner, the original members of the Society of Algiers fished around for a proper way to call attention to the situation and almost immediately alighted on the gaping open end of the Rosewire series. Nine books long, and waiting for one more, Rosewire went unfinished (or did it?) after the author’s disappearance; once it became clear that he wasn’t coming back, President Dr Rex Patch declared that one of the goals of the newly vital Society would be the dedication of a new award, originally offered to authors who “finished” Rosewire, and then available to any Hardiner-themed fiction (with the sudden acknowledgement that the Tenth Book Competition winners were collectively finishing the series).

 

Until the 2009 selection season, eligible entries were few and far between, so the responsibility for disbursing the prize went to the President (Rex), with the job of reading falling to him and whichever Society members volunteered their services, which was more usually most of them than a few. When Zachary Osgood won the 2007 prize with The Graceful Leap, a few rules were formalized (he will remain the last Society member to win the award), and an unhurried process of revision was brought to the contest. By the next award in 2009, ad hoc committees were established as the awarding party, chaired by the Society member who nominated last season’s winner. That means that, from 2009 to this year, that committee has been chaired by Eleia Wosa. (For those keeping score, Chef Wosa nominated both End of Eagle and The Ballad of Johnny Kite—guess we’ll see what happens?)

 

And now, responsibility has fallen to me. There has been some great work passed through this contest over the years (my own entry obviously excluded), and we can promise that great work is on-hand this year as well. It’s a little daunting, to be honest, even if the award won’t make a huge splash in most people’s bank accounts; for me, the Tenth Book Competition has always felt bigger than the Oscars. A lot of people who write about Harry Hardiner feel that way.

 

The immortal wisdom of Dr Rex Patch comes to mind: “With something important like a book, always remember that things can go horribly wrong.” Thanks, Dr Patch. We’ll try to remember.

 

Congratulations again, and good luck, authors of the 2017 Tenth Book Competition shortlist!

The Old Show

The old Twin Peaks was full of warm, giddy pinks, muted VHS greens, off-white ceilings and undatable ceiling fans. The Return has been grindingly grey, obsidian-sharp, and modern technology has had no choice but to intrude. The pinkest pinks are candy on concrete, and that could just as well sum up the new show in its entirety thus far—and 15 episodes is pretty far.

 

Twin Peaks has gone grey, and that fact, its new run’s existence, and its message to date is one of the most accomplished tragedies and heroic romances of our time.

 

Hey, everyone. I’m writing this post with a heavy heart—one that I had a very tough time explaining to myself, until I really admitted it. Twin Peaks is about to die, and it knows it, we know it, and it’s time to start letting go. There’s some fear in letting go.

 

I thought it was strange at first that Episode 15 was in memory of Margaret Lanterman; I began by rationalizing the decision as another run at memorializing Catherine Coulson, the friend of Lynch who played the Log Lady. But as I ran her last scene, and the rest of this past episode, through my mind—over and over and over—it dawned on me. The Log Lady has been alive, literally through Catherine Coulson and metaphorically through the limbo of a cancelled but still vibrant Twin Peaks, for 25 years. This past Sunday night, she died. There will be no new footage of Catherine Coulson delivering imponderables from her log. No press interviews or retrospectives from the actress, no coyness about continuation. The Log Lady is gone.

 

In a time where so much is allowed to hover in amber, and death for many can seem so far removed from reality even in the midst of ideological chaos, this is a note of finality that David Lynch allowed to resonate fully in Episode 15, and really, in retrospect, all of The Return from its first episodes.

 

Let me back up quickly and explain a little theory of mine about living and dead shows. Lost, for all its ins and outs and online discussion, is now a dead show. During its run, as the tension built between weeks and then between seasons (a tension between possibility and eventual execution as much as anything), Lost hummed with the music of engagement, almost like live theatre, throwing a parade for the fanboys and TV theorists, until eventually its series concluded and tied off the flow, the interchange between dissection and production. Yes, new theories can still arise; but even up to the last moments of the last episode, so, so much was still possible within the confines of that world… until it was over. It may or may not stand up to the test of time, but for now, Lost is mainly still watchable. It’s just not the same as when it ran live. It’s no longer living. It’s now a dead show. Something like an extinct volcano. Watch for the effect when Game of Thrones goes, and you rewatch it all knowing the ending (or just that there is an ending)… although the books and murmured prequels will likely keep certain ideas in play.

 

Other shows can die without resolving storylines; something like Sleepy Hollow springs to mind, those cancellations with supposed cliffhangers that trailed no one behind, or at least not a sizable enough population to make a lasting impact on pop culture.

 

And then there are shows like Twin Peaks. To a lesser extent, something like Arrested Development or Carnivale or even Futurama. Shows that were cancelled, but somehow still roll forward on their own momentum or the momentum of fan engagement. There is a looming possibility, due to a constellation of influences like a sustainably open storyline with a sufficiently strong plot thrust before its pause to drive imagination forwards and a still-living cast and creative team and a culture that loves a comeback and private enterprises taking up formerly-lost causes, that they could come back. And if they can come back, they must not have been truly dead.

 

I toyed around with the terminology for a while: zombie shows? Shows in stasis? Cryo-shows? Before finally settling on “heroic shows”. They live on, ranging the mists, waiting for a day when they may return to their homelands: our collective attention.

 

Twin Peaks is the grandaddy of heroic shows. Twenty-five years is a huge hiatus for such a powerfully creative vision and committed (almost evangelical) following to sustain suspense on a cliffhanger that involves a freaking mirror gag, and yet holy shit, not only did it predict its own return/will it into existence (like a TULPA… or any prophecy), but… it’s… embarking on what would now seem to be a definitively final mission.

 

Episode 15 felt like the Log Lady’s last call, writ large. My log is turning gold: I know the end is near: we’ve shared so much that there just is no time now to retread (Remember Josie and that wacky doorknob? Gooood times!), but let’s both be realistic: we’ve faced down terror and evil together now for quite some time; soon, you will be facing it alone, and I will be a memory. Please remember. And move forward with what has to be done.

 

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Agent Cooper’s story is a powerful, singular thread in a wide tragic tapestry. We know now, after a quarter-century of possibility, that Dale Cooper, much like Twin Peaks itself, has been locked in stasis… just not physically. It's horrible to consider. Like Endymion or Rip Van Winkle, Cooper’s youth was stolen from him in the intervening period, along with all the possibilities those twenty-odd years could have held. Chasing down aliens with Ziggy Stardust? Could have happened, if he weren’t in the waiting room all that time.

 

There is nothing inherently sad about Kyle MacLachlan aging, per se; but comparing that youthful shot of Cooper in the first episode with the man he is now, and realizing that in the show, as in real life, he’s been on the shelf as the world grew dire… well, although it’s possible we’ll meet a familiar Dale Cooper again, it’s no longer possible that we’ll have 18 episodes of him, or even 10, or even 5.

 

That is almost embarrassingly depressing as a thought. After all, how lucky are we with the masterpiece we’ve gotten? To feel cheated not to be on madcap red-curtained adventures with the same protagonist we’ve chased for decades is close to petty. What we’ve gotten, in my opinion, is far better. Feel free to debate; but X-Files and a dozen others have filled that certain void. The Return is telling a far more affecting, substantial story while not betraying its original intent, and that verges on alchemy.

 

You see, I think The Return has acknowledged that, and moved on. David Duchovny’s appearance (cameo?) as Denise Bryson seemed to hit it like a dead horse for me—gone was Duchovny’s girlish glee as DEA in Season 2 of Twin Peaks, and in its place were the balls of steel Duchovny wore in the halls of the FBI as Special Agent Mulder. Denise even intones, just like Mulder in almost every single episode of the X-Files (at least the ones where Duchovny showed up), “the Federal Bureau of Investigation”, as opposed to the more succinct (and probably official) “FBI” that appears throughout Twin Peaks.

 

Lynch—excuse me, Gordon—reminds Denise that “there’s room for more than one beautiful woman” at the Bureau; the X-Files can rest easy, he tells her; Twin Peaks has its own Blue Rose beat, and it’s sticking to it, and clearing the way for whatever x-file might come next.

 

Instead, Lynch has hewn tight to unveiling the background and context of the Black and White Lodges (with very special help from Mark Frost in the Twin Peaks novels, particularly the last one—featuring a fellow Archivist!), as certainly not entirely separate from the alien abduction and domination storylines of the X-Files cases and other television realities, but divergent enough to merit the investigation.

 

One notable distinction: the centrality of the atom bomb.

 

Where, you might ask, does the atom bomb rear its head in the original run of Twin Peaks? The answer is nowhere, and everywhere. For these characters, even those as young as Gersten Hayward, the threat of nuclear war has hung above them for much of their lives. Some of these characters were old enough to have experienced the aftermath of the first detonations… or even participate in their execution.

 

Now, most of those characters would have let that threat fade into memory; odds are, Big Ed doesn’t think much about his duck-and-cover days. Becky and Stephen have never lived in a time when nukes were much more than a vague threat brandished by politicians in exchange for ideological tariffs and sanctions. Even Deputy Director Gordon Cole seems to need a huge, constant visual reminder of the bomb’s presence in our world: his chair sits before a wall-sized mural of the first blast.

 

You see, as this generation—Gordon’s, and Cooper’s, and Ben Horne’s, and the Sheriffs Trumans’—ages towards an end, their first-hand experiences are soon to be substantively extinguished. Gone will be the voices of those who first-hand witnessed devastation and widespread despair; gone will be their instruction for how to avoid their mistakes, how to maneuver more ethically, how to bring ourselves forward instead of hovering in stasis before a backslide; but remaining will be the responsibility they took on on our behalf.

 

We never asked for the atom bomb, or nuclear power, but we have them both now, thanks to our fathers (because they were mostly men), and we must be constantly vigilant in their employ, dissemination, and management, because the stakes are far, far, far, far, far too high to take with an iota of lightness. It is an honor and a horror. A challenge we have no choice but to rise to.

 

Twin Peaks has always considered the evil of man towards man, and what seemingly-otherworldly forces influence and mitigate it. The Return is diving as deeply into that investigation as possible, because as the Log Lady’s death proved this week, there is just no more time for waiting, and this coudl be the only right time.

 

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Let’s pause for a moment in all this talk of ending and, well, despair… to look at the hope that is its constant companion and mirror image, one and the same. Big Ed we learn has indeed been with Nadine, held hostage for 25 years; yes, Nadine just this past episode shoveled them both out of the shit… but we had every reason to believe it was too late. 25 years is a long time; and like Agent Cooper, Ed and Norma have lost their youth and its possibilities. But in that moment as they come together at the Double R, that almost ceases to matter.

 

You see, timing is everything.

 

If at any time prior they had tried to be together more substantially, Nadine would not have been ready. She’d probably have tried (again) to kill herself, maybe this time succeeding. If she had, neither Ed nor Norma would be able to continue their relationship without considering that fact in every embrace. It took the passage of time for Nadine to let go (the passage of time and some properly timed video posts); in a still-sad but reaffirming way, Big Ed and Norma were always meant to be together: and here they are (and well off, too). Late truly is better than never in these things. And sometimes, late can be better than now.

 

The Return has some important insights into the culture of the mid-2010s, and it fills a spiritual vacuum in our most popular medium in a thoughtful and equanimous way. Yes, this world has tumbled into incompetence and violent greed, and there is a general lack of visible fraternity—still. Mobsters can give gifts unto seven heavens. Escorts can give two rides for the price of one. Even killers-for-hire are given something of a pass as a product of a more malevolent effort to pull us all apart: as Hutch and Chantal remind us, we are a nation of killers—after the genocides, there are government employees performing more or less the same tasks, aimed in directions which can be just as harmful to our common humanity.

 

It is the roots of evil we have to unequivocally condemn and battle against: Dark Cooper and the Experiment and the Woodsmen and BOB—the inhuman that can play between and among us, disguised as us and possessing us and swaying us through means both subtle and shockingly violent. The men among us, Chad and Mr Todd and Anthony Sinclair, are being moved, mostly unwittingly, to destroy the ties that bind us. Give them the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes it just takes a nudge at the right time to repent and work for the good—just ask Anthony after his massage.

 

And sometimes we have to take the whole net into account if we’re to tear it down—or stand firm together against its onslaught.

 

This new Twin Peaks comes in a different movement in pop culture—one it may have inadvertently helped spread into the mainstream all those years ago. Much like two harmless germs intermingling to produce hypervirulent H1N1, Twin Peaks collided with comic book geekery at just the right time to transmute the kind of worldbuilding and fandom native to sprawling comic systems onto television.

 

It’s moved outwards from there: minor characters who arrive late swelling into fully-realized influences on even the earliest events, muddied timelines, parallel storylines and sometimes universes, stories more interconnected by shared experiences and spaces than strict classical narrative. Universes. Cameos and callbacks and crossovers are the currency of this movement, and when it’s executed properly, it’s incandescent—because it we recognize in it something true of the way we currently understand our lives.

 

We are in an interconnected, crossover world; much as Darwin and Freud paved the way for Realism as an artistic movement, scientific and technological advances in digital connectedness and the microbiome are effectively justifying a move towards a more “democratic” narrative form, in which confluences of players are more important than single protagonists. Compare the first Twin Peaks and its constellation of protagonists with the unholy sprawl we’ve encountered in The Return. (We can talk more expansively about Explosionism later…)

 

Jade has played as integral a role as Janey-E; Diane is much a player as Tammy; even the Log Lady was placed on equal footing with Sheriff Truman as Hawk finally achieves a parallel significance. And yes, both Coopers receive top billing—but has their work borne any less impact than that of the disembodied Philip Jeffries? Meanwhile, at the Roadhouse, tiny whorls of conversation in the booths flow into the larger setpieces of Richard’s hit-and-run, the shooting at the Double R, and Stephen’s moment in the woods (not to mention whatever precipitated it—let’s all start dreading that reveal now): together, they reveal that the decadence and horror impacting Cooper’s life, the lives of all our old friends (like poor Audrey, who’s probably still in her coma), has not been confined to Washington. The evils at work there have been at work indiscriminately throughout the town… and they have been doing the same work across the world, in New York, in Buenos Aires, in Las Vegas…

 

Those moments at the Bang Bang Bar have been jarring for a number of reasons (not the least of which their seeming disconnectedness from the “main storyline”)—but they are all, to a tee, stories of extinguished hope and degraded expectations for how we treat ourselves and each other. Getting high at work cost you your job? Spread that wicked rash at the next burger joint down the road. Someone ran you off the road on your way to the bar? They’re madmen and it’s time for your beer. (I’m still waiting for time to loop back and for us to see that Dale was driving that car, but it functions just as well as a standalone vignette: a free man indeed.) None have had quite as much impact on me as last week’s moment set to the Veils’ “Axolotl”. The actions of the bikers were disgusting (as were, in all fairness, the actions that left our unnamed beglassesed girl waiting alone), and like all of those actions, it happens in plain sight, in public, and people are all-too-understandably unable to engage with what’s happening for any number of reasons—not the least of which? It’s a busy bar; who would even notice something was wrong until Ruby starts to scream?

 

It’s a reminder to us, much like the “Donut disturb” sign towards the top of the new run, that we have to at least take a beat to take everything that we’re given at multiple levels. Those three boxes with X's on them in the TPPD conference room look suspiciously like slots… but how could Hawk and Co. know what we know about where Dale is? The very first time we see Sarah Palmer this season was in front of dark mirrors full of violence, drinking Bloody Marys. We didn’t need to see her out in the world to infer the stories people spread about her: that Bloody Mary reference couldn’t be clearer. Of course, her moments at the checkout and at the bar kinda clinch it for us.

 

It’s a fitting reminder, as we’re starting to have indications, yes, even this late into what is looking like the very last outing for Twin Peaks, that many of the most tangential mysteries of the first run (and its film companion) will be at least addressed if not outright solved by series’s end. Yes: even Philip Jeffries’s cryptic remarks about Judy. It’s as prudent a reminder within the confines of only these episodes: just remember 430, and the Richard and Linda we already know about (Richard Horne and the as-yet-unseen, wheelchair-bound Linda at Fat Trout Trailer Park).

 

We’ve waited a long time, and there will probably be room for analysis in Twin Peaks for years, if not decades, to come. But the time has come to start the letting go—the truths are starting to come to light. And light begets light. Even in the grittiest, greyest of worlds.

 

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We’re quickly butting up against the end of possibilities for The Return, as far as that statement can go for the work of David Lynch. We’ll know soon whether Dale will survive his return; we’ll know whether Mr C and Richard will be expelled to the Black Lodge or eradicated; we’ll find out whether we’re in Audrey’s coma dream, if Becky has survived her husband, whether Freddie is supposed to defend Naido against the repulsive Experiment, if Blue Pine Mountain will spell the end of the Bookhouse Boys or if the influence of the Fireman is enough to expel Them from his house.

 

Perhaps most crucially, we’re running towards the end of the line for help from such characters as Albert, Gordon Cole, Hawk, the Sheriffs Truman, Bushnell, Good Cooper, and maybe even the Horne brothers and Sarah Palmer. This old guard has pulled bacon out of the fire over and over again, as younger generations let details slip (the detectives Fusco queried Cooper’s prints, got the right results back, and threw them out; Duncan Todd can’t squash a man who doesn't know how to toast; Chad abets murder and drug trafficking while fussing at Hawk for prying open a bathroom stall door; even the assistance Bobby and Shelly give Becky seems to have put their daughter back into harm’s way, while Bobby is wrapped up with his father’s legacy and Shelly falls into old romantic patterns away from the father of her daughter; it’s a world of truck drivers)… and as Margaret Lanterman proved to us last night, any of this old guard could go at any time, never to return.

 

Meanwhile, David Lynch seems to be giving us keys to understand his old works: Philip Jeffries does not literally live inside a radiator… but in the frame of reference that we encounter on a daily basis (encounter and accept, I should say), he may as well. What a nice throwback to Eraserhead. Find the protagonist swap in Lost Highway difficult? I imagine the braiding timelines in The Return will offer a clearer context to understanding it. The same goes for the dream-logic setup of Mulholland Drive and its eventual horrible payoff.

 

It’s a scary step for a man like Lynch; I half expect him to keel over the second Episode 18 hits the Frost-Lynch stinger.

 

There will, as I’ve said, continue to be much to parse from this run. 3/15? I have several theories about this as it relates to being deposited back into our spacetime from a vantage point in higher dimensions (think of room numbers: the 3 at least gets you to the right floor even if you end up in 308 instead of 315, but if you’re only able to access the 15s without the hallway that connects them, you’ve got gravity and some ceilings and floors to contend with if you need to leave 115 to get back to the “right room”). How about 430 and 6? Like in Lost, I suspect the numbers mean everything and nothing, but I’m willing to defer to better minds. And DO NOT GET ME STARTED about the Dao of Dale, especially his instructive moment as Mr Jackpots for himself and others. Yes, of course that article will come later.

 

Has anyone seen Bing yet? I’m starting to wonder if Billy is the guy Andy was supposed to meet about a truck. And doesn’t that truck look familiar? Audrey just asked Charlie “Who are you???” (all three question marks definitely included), just as Diane asked Bad Cooper and Laura once asked BOB. Whether or not that’s conclusively resolved is yet to be seen. And and and—

 

Point being: I’m hoping against hope that Twin Peaks will somehow live on still as a heroic show in 3 weeks’ time. All the while knowing that’s not realistic in the way I’ve known it to be true before. Zombie show, perhaps. After all, Tammy’s the new guard. But without Gordon, what could we realistically expect?

 

At any rate, we have three episodes left, and I intend to enjoy every last picosecond of them. I will of course obsessively rewatch all 48 episodes with the fervor and zeal and scrutiny I usually devote to Harry Hardiner, and probably write all about it on this blog or in emails to friends (sorry in advance). But the log is turning gold.

 

There’s some fear in letting go.

Dead Hand Control

Telling people what I do is hard. Part of why it’s hard is the Trust Maghreb.


Careful observers of this site and blog might have noticed a fascination with author Harry Hardiner. That would be easy enough to understand for anyone, if they knew who Harry Hardiner was. The man was allergic to public attention and prone to the casual embellishment about his past, so yes, some of this is down to him. He printed his books in small runs through the original Pinkum Press, so he neither had nor sought the marketing power of big publishers. And… his books are hard, I guess. It’s hard to admit for a fan, but it’s easy to imagine a casual reader throwing Lights Low across the room after the third death of Assistant Principal Poighen.


But after Harry Hardiner disappeared, the Trust Maghreb materialized to manage affairs. Its first inconvenient act of protection took place a few months after the lights over Hardiner Hollow tipped off authorities to the baffling scene on the property. In March, police dredged the pond outside Hardiner’s home (which, at the time, was actually called The Maghreb—“Hardiner Hollow” came later when a group of Harry Hunters purchased the property and turned it into a small shrine to the author) and found a safe they couldn’t open.


Before they had the opportunity to dynamite the damn thing, a legal injunction swooped out of nowhere, handed down by an organization calling itself the Trust Maghreb. No one knows exactly who runs the trust—all of its communications are run by a professional named Lanata Greeve. She is a smooth operator. Dresses like a shark. A beautiful shark. Please don’t sue me.


The Trust released a manifest, of sorts, regarding the contents of this safe: papers (unreleased), personal photos (unreleased), computer (condition and contents undisclosed), watch and antique rifle (provenance unknown), bearer bonds (wtf). Plausible enough, but utterly devoid of meaning. And that, pretty much, sums up whatever the Trust Maghreb has left in its wake in subsequent injunctions and forced buys and maddeningly lawful seizures: something plausible enough, but utterly devoid of meaning.


And also, at this point, almost utterly devoid of Harry Hardiner’s books.


At my last check, there are precisely 0 Rosewire books up for auction on eBay. I did manage to find a copy of Jettison Jemison at As Time Goes By in Marion this spring, but before that, the last terrestrial bookseller to have a copy of any of Hardiner’s works (the novel Tsai, not Rosewire, but not bad) I came across in 2014. That copy had been mailed to the bookseller somewhere out near Anniston without a return address the week before I stumbled into his store winding my way towards Atlanta.


He’d had several copies of many Hardiner books before, he told me, before 2010. That was the year that Harry Hardiner was declared dead and the Trust Maghreb sent out agents to collect every copy of Hardiner’s work that was ever printed.


I suppose it must not have been that hard. Sales have dried up on the internet. As have many popular (ish) Hardiner blogs that have dared to post pdf files of the author’s work. Once in a while, I used to still see Green Stone Story circulating under the filename “wijohid”. Someone at the Trust must have wised up. …I don’t know what the dark net is, despite Jazra Jaban’s repeated urgings that I look into a TOR browser, which to me just sounds like touching a palandir, so I don’t know what the author’s presence out there looks like. Good luck to them, if they’re doing their thing. The Trust Maghreb hits hard.


Cue meadow music.


For the longest time, the Society of Algiers lived in harmony, more or less, with the Trust Maghreb. The Society was founded in 1996; the Trust didn’t rear its head until 2000, but for all we know it existed for a while before then. In the halcyon, minutes-less years when the Society was an informal congress of likeminded enthusiasts that met over food and drink, 96-99, Society membership stayed small and tight-knit, and all its writings and celebrations went unmolested. Harry Hardiner rarely if ever showed up (he gave a New Orleans “talk” in 1997 which from accounts sounds more like an unsober rant, but there are no records of him coming to other gatherings), but he was ever the topic of conversation.


Once in a while, there was a reading.


And it all used to be so casual.


Then Harry went and goned and things changed, of course, in tone. The Society tightened up and organized, crafted a mission statement, coined its leadership. Saw its purpose. Rex Patch ran things classy, as does Zachary Osgood now, and the other original members oversaw various parts of the operation. Back in those days, Maxence Lawrence was responsible for an initiative to digitize Hardiner’s work—an initiative, I might add, that met with mixed success. Zachary Osgood was first historian and then treasurer (leaving the historian position sadly bereft for posterity). Hi and Hattie Kerlin prepared limited special edition second runs of the Rosewire books in memorial, Jon Emery ran media relations, and Eleia Wosa was a sort of social chair called the Chef.


Still, in the first couple of years after Harry’s disappearance, the Trust Maghreb’s litigious presence rarely affected the Society directly. It kept the contents of the safe found in Treasure Pond a secret, true, and it prevented the publication of a “tell-all” memoir that Maxence Lawrence tried to publish under the name Never Hardiner than for Harry—no shit. Still, that eventually made it out of the gate in altered form bearing the title Lord Parker and the Lord of Lord Parker, and truth be told, if anything keeping the contents of that safe from the public could have helped the Society’s mission of Hardiner awareness if they’d played their cards differently. Hindsight.


The Society continued to publish literature on Harry Hardiner, mount annual Hardiner Festivals at Hardiner Hollow in the few days between Christmas and New Year’s, and even run between a circuit of Tennessee bookstores promoting the “discovered tenth book of the Rosewire series” (not that any part of that description ended up being true) when A Bed was released in 2001. We’ll come back to that.


There were some public readings of Hardiner’s plays, including the 8-part cycle Aristotle. A flurry of Hardiner articles and copies of books assailed the front desks of some major Hollywood studios for a while. Once, the Society hired a skywriter to write, “GO FLY JOHNNY KITE” over Nashville. I think its point was lost on a lot of people, but wow, that is downright ballsy compared to our efforts now.


And that’s because of what happened in 2007.


*


The Library Conflagration was neither a fire nor particularly tied to any one particular library, though its roots ostensibly lay in the Society’s 2006 efforts to “put a Hardiner book into every library”. I say “ostensibly”, because the Trust’s actions were uncharacteristically delayed if they were truly a reflex against our library initiative.


No, the more likely spark to the fuse was a series of Youtube videos made by Society member Maxence Lawrence in early 2007 under the titles “Don’t Trust Maghreb, Part I”, “Part II”, and so forth. Although the series did not concern itself with the Trust as such, it did draw a colorless analogy from it to an enormous ocean-crocodile called Maghreb. He told stories about the sea-croc to a webcam. Nineteen stories, all told.


On the date of the third Maghreb video’s release, 25 March 2007, the Trust released the following statement through Lanata Greeve:


“Pursuant to the wishes of the Hardiner estate, the duty of protecting and preserving the works of the beloved author has been exclusively assigned to the Trust Maghreb. To enact its duty, the Trust has determined that original copies of creative works by Harry Hardiner may be traded privately between individuals, and not owned by public institutions in order to preserve these originals from potential acts of vandalism. A special mass-print edition should supply the public need, but momentarily all first edition Hardiner novels, plays, and other works shall be removed from public libraries, museums, and other public holdings, with commensurate remuneration.”


Vandalism. No more library initiative. Every copy the Society had disseminated to the libraries of America was quietly bought up.


Cue discord.


After this, Maxence Lawrence’s videos disappeared from Youtube without fanfare, and the usually press-hungry author went suddenly quiet. He took a temporary teaching position at a state university in the fall, and when the spring semester began, he didn’t show up. There was a brief sensation among Harry Hunters, but that evaporated when Lawrence was found stuffed in a refrigerator out in the woods in West Alabama a few months later. Salacious, yes. Hardiner material? Not quite.


Of course, no one suggests the Trust Maghreb was behind Maxence’s death. But they say he took that teaching job for money (anyone who knew the man scoffs at the idea of him in the classroom), and it seems likely that the Trust Maghreb may have at least been responsible for what happened to his bank account.


Most of Max’s writing had been the kind you used to find in the grocery store. Not much of it touched on Harry, but he’d been a founding member of the Society and Harry’s sometime-editor. It was a loss for the original gang, and there wasn’t a peep from the Trust when he went. He was the first to go, the one with the biggest name… and there hadn’t been a splash, or even a ripple. It was sad confirmation: their mission was failing.


That isn’t me talking. That’s how Rex Patch described it.


After Max was found, there was a change in leadership at the Society of Algiers. From the way the others tell it, Rex Patch declared that an old head is a death sentence and announced that the presidency of the Society would be made available.


Chef Wosa was apparently responsible for the clause in the Society charter that explained how the next president was chosen.


“Should the presidency vacate, it shall pass to the first willing member with the highest Hardiner-related wordcount.”


That was Zachary Osgood, hands-down.


Dr Patch never talked to me about that period of his life. And it looks like all of his writing from that period is… recipes. Serrano muscadine compote. A cocktail named a Hairy Larry (muddled hops and rye in soda). Something he called a Ruger Banh Mi, which was indeed a sandwich, but made with smoked salmon, smoked trout, figs, arugula, fish roe, a whisked egg yolk, and a double schmear of whipped bacon grease. There are no accompanying notes to the ingredients and instructions. I have yet to try it. You’re supposed to whip squid ink into the fat, and they don't have it at Whole Foods.


Looking back, this may help explain why, when I asked about Maxence Lawrence, Rex clammed up and made me pasta romanesca with peanuts and shrimp powder. I turned down the slivers of fresh ghost chili, so he hucked a jalapeño in there. I think this was the day he taught me to make chickpea tofu…


Now that I work at the Society of Algiers and have access to their files and their membership, I can understand why Rex always changed the subject when Max Larry came up. It was hard to tell a story about him from his final years that didn’t run up against the Trust. Not only were the “Maghreb” videos wholly in-character, but evidently there had been rumblings early in the Trust’s existence that Maxence was actually running the whole shebang. In 2011, after some financial records from the Lord Parker author surfaced in the press, we did learn that he received proceeds from the sale of supposed “10th book” A Bed, but that those proceeds went almost immediately into the Trust’s coffers.


It’s a piece of weirdness, to be sure.


Maxence Lawrence was Harry’s editor, for some books at least, and from the start, he had his fingers deep in Harry’s pie. There was title-switching (Hunt and Peck became Web of Lies), a good many quibbles about timing (Max thought Harry should space the books out more), and once, an entire character disappeared (this detail emerging in an interview with Rex Patch; the character may have reappeared in possible 10th book Rosewire as Rosemary Clavel). Some theorize that the violent sexual encounter between Johnny Kite and his friend in Lights Low was based on true events between the author and his editor—Jazra Jaban even based her movie Max Larry, Haunted Fairy around this theory.


In short, Max was not necessarily a model member of the Society. If the Trust needed a reason to notice the Society, and to take offense, Maxence Lawrence was the perfect doorway—and they walked right through him.


Shortly after the “Maghreb” videos were taken down, the Trust began to prosecute “digital distributors” of Hardiner literature. When Maxence began his program to digitize the Rosewire books and other Hardiner works, he, of course, neglected to look into the rights, and had been essentially pirating the books… glacially. In fact, the pace of the digitization effort was bafflingly slow—over 7 years, only the first four Rosewire books had been converted to pdf files. The pages appear to be scanned in these files, but even if Max was personally scanning one page a day… At any rate, it gave the Trust another target to aim for. Bullseye.


Before the Society even had the opportunity to withdraw its own online offerings, a flurry of lawsuits hit the organization and its individual members—piracy charges, of course. Society counsel Tanya Blazon fought back brilliantly, and most of these suits were dropped, and the rest settled for nominal sums.


And before Tanya even filed a countersuit, the Trust had released another statement.


Then another.


Then another.


All three were announcing new targeted sweeps of existing prints of first Hardiner theatre, citing unlicensed readings and performances; then the book of Hardiner stories Dogger Lagoon (which, I am ashamed to say, I never read, and may never have had the chance if I didn’t now have access to the Society library), claiming to be protecting the author’s reputation from a “damaging typo”. Lanata Greeve declines to elaborate.


It’s worth a mention that both of these actions summon Maxence Lawrence to mind. Max did his share of unlicensed readings, particularly of the play Burnt Lace, which was said to be his favorite. Maxence staged the premiere of Bhujarti, or a version of it, in the stands of a Birmingham high school’s football field. It wasn’t good. And you better believe it wasn’t licensed. As for Dogger Lagoon? Zachary Osgood would have it that Max edited some of the stories “so badly you couldn’t recognize them”. Hi and Hattie Kerlin, operators of the original Pinkum Press, confirmed that Harry Hardiner apparently agreed.


“He only asked for eighty copies,” Hattie told me.


And Hi: “We gave him eighty eight.”


No word from Mr Osgood or the others if original copies exist. If they did exist, I probably couldn’t tell you. Do you remember a few weeks back, me mentioning a confidentiality clause? Yeah: the Trust Maghreb is why we have a confidentiality clause.


The last statement announced by the Trust Maghreb in 2007, on December 31 as a matter of fact, was by far its deepest wound on the Society and the most damning indictment of Maxence Lawrence—not that the author would long be around to feel its smart.


“In order to fulfill the wishes of the author, all disseminated notes, unfinished drafts, handwritten correspondence, sketches, and audiovisual media generated by Harry Hardiner will be retained in a central repository. Individuals currently in possession of these aforementioned materials will be paid commensurately for their safe return; noncompliance will result in prosecution to the fullest extent of the law::”


It was this last punctuation that sent a chill up the Society’s spine. In Hunt and Peck, sometimes :: was used to denote actions, like ::shrugs::. But when it’s used at the end of a sentence:: It can be ellipses, yes::


And see? Right there, after the yes, it means “but more”, “and so forth”; so Society members saw that and read “to the fullest extent of the law and beyond”. …If you’re a reader, you get it.


Spines chilled for a reason. Entire collections were wiped out by judge-sanctioned raids—Eleia Wosa lost her letters from Harry, and Rupert Smythe-Pryce lost a bundle of manuscripts he said he found in “Bookbright” during the events of Harry Hunters. Here at the Society, I’ve never seen Hardiner notes, unfinished drafts, handwritten correspondence, sketches, or audiovisual media generated by Harry Hardiner. If any exists, no one has told me. Of course, we have a confidentiality agreement.


Maxence Lawrence heard of the Trust’s pronouncement. We have multiple witnesses—it was at a private party off Bourbon Street, and Maxence Lawrence threw his hurricane at the wall and started crying.


He drove east out of New Orleans and into a refrigerator in West Alabama. In between, no one really knows what happened. The most popular theory, and it’s one I subscribe to, is that Max drove off to sell or hide his Harry memorabilia. Being Harry’s sometimes-editor, sometimes-lover, always-frenemy had apparently given him quite the collection of newly-illicit items. Max probably ran into the wrong dealer of black market goods, or someone who was helping him stash the stash had an idea about its value, and he paid one last price for his relationship with Harry Hardiner.


No one knows what happened to all the papers and tapes Max was supposed to have gathered over the years. There were rumors of a lost book; maybe a couple of lost books. Wherever those books are, if they exist—I just hope the Trust doesn’t get its hands on them.


Because where the confiscated materials have gone under the trust of the Trust Maghreb is a matter of some mystery as well. Lanata Greeve, speaking for the Trust, has assured anyone curious that everything has been safely stored away “in a central repository”; but there is a serious possibility that repository is a furnace.


For all we know, countless pages of notes, hundreds of copies of books and plays, and perhaps even personal belongings related to the author have been consigned to the fire. A Harry Hunter named Morrison Veith claims to have witnessed a burning of Hardiner books when he followed a pair of bespoke repo men away from his bookstore. Morrison Veith, however, also claims to be visited periodically by the vanished author in the night. In his bed. So not many of us take his claims too seriously.


Zachary Osgood, however, does believe that while books have probably been stowed in a warehouse somewhere in the Midwest, there is a strong possibility that any unfinished drafts or handwritten notes by the author have been destroyed. He points to a section of two of the five interviews Harry Hardiner participated in during his career—not shockingly at all, the author did say twice that after his death, he would want any notes about future books “cast into the horseblind sea”. He was like that, I guess.


I shiver a little when I think about this possibility.


After all, we have a more visible example currently filtering through the news of what some lawyers call “dead hand control”: the estate of Edward Albee has declared it intends to follow the deceased playwright’s wishes and destroy exactly the same types of materials that the Trust Maghreb confiscated nearly ten years ago. Albee, who pressed against the forms of narrative and logic, who gave us enduring tropes which are recognizable even to those who don’t know his name, had a reputation to protect. Nothing unfinished come into the world. There is logic to it, for legacy’s sake. And a deep sorrowful howl for the loss that we could prevent if we weren’t beholden to the dead.


Yes, we might see behind the curtain of the public figure we have grown to respect, only to find a small man feverishly working levers. Or we might miss out on genius, insights, process, progress, and a comforting reminder that nothing comes finished into the world. It is worked and prodded and stretched. Even the legends sweated and wept.


Sometimes we need that to keep going. That reminder. Flannery’s prayers.


Dead hand control, though.


Harry Hardiner’s wishes may truly have been to collect and even destroy his unfinished works and notes. In fact, there is no reason to doubt this, even for someone who devoutly hopes it to be false. An author should have some control over how he’s presented to the world, even if the conversations surrounding him have… tangled somewhat since his departure.


The Trust Maghreb has still not, coming up on twenty years since its “debut”, uncovered its board or the identities of its operators. Lanata Greeve remains the only human face for the entity. But she does use “the estate of Harry Hardiner” a lot. It makes some of us angry. Some of us sad.


All of us ask questions.


*


If the Trust Maghreb is operating at the behest of “the estate of Harry Hardiner”, there are troubling matters any serious Hardiner fan wants addressed: who is this estate? Harry Hardiner, as we now know, is most likely a pseudonym, and no one has to date uncovered Hardiner’s true name, or even the name of the hometown he called Bookbright (unless Rupert Smythe-Pryce is to be believed in Harry Hunters). Are these the family members Harry alluded to in interviews? Or… are they Harry’s new family—the group that gathered together to form… the Society of Algiers?


Rumors circulated about Maxence Lawrence’s connection with the Trust. Those rumors didn’t stop with him.


Industrious internet sleuths would have us believe that the stakeholders in the Trust Maghreb include Frank Boswell (no longer with the Society, but in its first iteration), Dr Marshall Root (the fugitive physician to Harry in the 90s), and even original Harry Hunter Rupert Smythe-Pryce. No, there’s no proof to these theories that I believe (most of the evidence revolves around scans of documents that could very easily have been altered or manufactured), but once I joined the Society of Algiers, even discussion of its patron saints being involved with the Trust makes my skin crawl.


Consider our mission statement: “The Society of Algiers commits itself to developing and promulgating awareness of and appreciation for the literary works of Harry Hardiner among the peoples of his native South, across the country, and around the world.”


I don’t know if the Trust Maghreb has a mission statement, but if it does, it would look nothing like that. “The Trust Maghreb shall revoke all access to and circulation of all works associated with Harry Hardiner. To protect him. Dead hand control! WoooOOOoooOOOooo!” Hey, Lanata. Please, please don’t sue me.


It’s frustrating. I pray, day by day, that nothing happens to my personal Hardiner collection, because I know that as things stand it could never be replenished. I like to make notes in my books, so the Society’s library could only scratch that itch so far. Too many times, an introduction has stretched into a lecture or gestured vaguely to writing as my profession. Those who know me well don’t necessarily share my zeal, but they can’t be expected to get excited when they know they can’t learn more. We usually focus on television shows instead. It just gets exhausting telling the same life story over and over again. I wonder if that’s what being a priest is like?


Imagine your clenched jaw at every new superhero movie that rehashed an origin story that is common popular knowledge. Now imagine that every day is like that. And Lanata Greeve, I know this will piss you and your people off—but the reason that Hardiner fans like me, the Society, various Harry Hunters across the nation, the reason we all walk an existential razor, the singular reason that we can’t just send people to the bookstore or Amazon to learn about the stuff we spend our lives on is the Trust Maghreb.


And there’s nothing I or any of them can do about it.


*


My work at the Society of Algiers has, thus far, involved a lot of paperwork. There are materials held by the Society that are very exciting for someone like me, but I can’t talk about them here. Confidentiality clause.


I spend my days filing, digitizing, composing captions for old photographs and keys for maps, color-coding and cross-referencing minutes from official meetings. Recordings. Transcripts. About what? Confidentiality clause. Some would be fascinating to study for hours, but efficiency is the word of the day: get it in the system, and move on, move forward, wrap it up. There is a lot of material to move through. Books I’ve never heard of by Society members not on official rosters. I can’t namedrop (confidentiality clause and a sense of propriety), but there are some high-profile Harry Hunters out there that I just… never would have guessed at.


There is a copy of a signed but apparently never-enacted executive order regarding our vanished author. Signed by a President. A POTUS President. I cannot begin to hint at Which one.


Work at the Society can be taxing—and I mean that physically as much as anything. There is some heavy lifting that was not in the job description, and no part of me is in good shape. Lots of hunching over, and enough typing to tax the wrists. There is correspondence to return and old  filing cabinets to haul. Not a lot of bodies here at the office on a normal day, so there’s trash to haul when your number comes up, and a lot of self-service. Most days, we’ll all cycle through the front desk for an hour or two.


I love it here. It’s good hard work. What’s my favorite thing about being Archivist? All the people I’ve met and the things I’ve learned, like—sorry. Can’t. Confidentiality clause.


It can be painful to do something you love and keep it a secret.


The habit of writing for myself has fallen off, somewhat. There is something in me of the chef who pops a can of soup at the end of the shift, yes, but more: the chill from the clause could shake a White Walker. There are times I’ve sat down to write… and stopped myself in fear of what could be divulged, even between the lines, even in fiction. It’s a solid clause. Tanya Blazon does a good job. Of course she does: she’s doing something that she loves. She’s working for a cause she can believe in, just like me. No one could claim the Society doesn’t have good reason: the Trust has steadily moved against it, ever forward but never predictable in angle or timing.


We’ve got to watch our backs.


Harry Hardiner never gave us the truth about his birthplace, his family, or even his name. It could be his father and mother and brothers are out there, pulling the strings of the Trust Maghreb. It could be Frank Boswell, Dr Root, Rupert Smythe-Pryce. Maybe Maxence Lawrence was once a holder of some stakes. No telling who the estate of Harry Hardiner may be, or how they benefit from the actions of the Trust. They allowed a small run of the supposed tenth Rosewire book Rosewire in 2010 (which they mostly snatched back up, and apparently paid handsomely for, in the great sweeps of 2012), and evidently the proceeds from the debunked Rosewire finale A Bed also went to the Trust… but they’ve shelled out dough for manpower and reimbursement and legal fees (Lanata can’t come cheap) that even those modest gains can’t be still rolling around in their Scrooge-McDuckian vaults.


You have a right to know some reasons for my absence: no excuses, I’ve been rewatching Game of Thrones when I could have been finishing The Crocodile or finalizing the new edits on The Furnace or writing on this blog. I even met a nice girl in Greensboro who says someone in her family is looking for a publisher—I could be working to bring a new writer to Pinkum Press for the first time since we went digital… It’s just, we hit it off while talking about Harry, and writing about Harry, and what if the Trust takes it as a Maxence-level offense?


You have a right to know I haven’t gone up in lights or retired my pen. But the chill is real.


Knowing that punishment looms for arbitrary offense is effective self-censorship. In thought, word, and deed. I do my job, not a jot more. That’s not who I am. It’s not who I was. Fear can change you.


I wonder what changed Harry into Harry.


The Trust Maghreb is scary. It was scary to restart Pinkum Press—like I was entering the real world of liability for the first time. But legal ramifications didn’t enter into my philosophies until the Society of Algiers came knocking. It’s easy to be paralyzed by the possibility you’ll make waves.


But the first Pinkum Press was built to make waves; from the first printed pamphlet “The Energy of Significance” in 1976 to its final reprintings of the Rosewire series, whenever they had the means, founders Hi and Hattie Kerlin gave new voices the page and a devoted circle of book dealers. The original Pinkum Press shut down in 2011.


Hi told me, “We couldn’t afford it.” Hattie agreed, but added, “And the Trust let us know that our work with Harry was done.” The Trust Maghreb declared Harry Hardiner dead in 2011, and began to purge his work from the world in earnest—and with the books, the plays, the notes and letters, and the poems that the Trust pulled down, down came Hi and Hattie’s reason for printing. They’d been fired, by the new boss.


It’s do or die time. Tighten up. Firm grip, no slipping. Mouths wait below. Everything up is work. I can try to set a good example, go beyond, do more, and watch my waves and try to make them count.


Won’t be easy. Obstacles ahead.


They’re confidential.

That Lynches It

 

Cold comfort that the woodsman is Abe Lincoln. In the darkness (of future past) I have seen sootdark men begging lights fall out of the shadows.

 

 

Already paens are composed and careful contextualization performed for Twin Peaks: The Return. Better and more cogent minds have identified its resonance with modern pop culture and today’s landscape of American fear. “Part 8” has been sounded from turrets as the greatest artwork to grace the led screen and TV culture’s greatest kink since the original run—and for no small reason.

 

It would be easy to devote hours to breaking down the apparent (-ly subconscious) references to TV shows that have filled the intervening 25 years. No effort at all to summon what rings True in The Return, what tickles the quivering undercarriage of your lizard brain in an era of smartphones and CERN and reboots. And what a joy to parse the narrative technique, the sound design, the play and ply with expectation and online dissection.

 

Instead of any of that, we’re gonna talk about all of that—because today, it’s time to talk about inspiration.

 

David Lynch famously attributed the Red Room scene in the original run to sitting on the warm roof of a red car and closing his eyes. Those who know anything about his daily life know he likes American Spirits, coffee, and Transcendental Meditation (TM). Lynch has made a career of channelling, more or less directly, his meditative creative leaps onto film and digital media.

 

Case in point: last week’s shot at White Sands, New Mexico, of the bomb test that set off the atomic age.

 

David Lynch set the long, lingering, relentless zoom to Penderecki’s “Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima”. He was making a point with this; that point is not what you, or necessarily Mr Lynch, might think.

 

Yes, of course the piece is dedicated to the victims of that first wartime usage of nuclear weapons, but more importantly, that song was once titled by its composer simply “4’44””. It was only after the fact, when he sat back and listened to his composition performed live instead of in his head, that he recognized it as a threnody, and one of such horror that only one atrocity came to mind upon hearing it. “Threnody” existed as a created piece before it earned a meaning; and once that meaning came into sight, its association with the bomb was cemented forever in canon.

 

Much the same thing has happened to Twin Peaks over the past quarter of a century.

 

The original series earned serious scrutiny and analysis out of its fanbase, and, tulpa-like, its thoughtforms became reality across countless television shows that followed, including The X-Files, Lost, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Weeds, Hannibal, 30 Rock, Sons of Anarchy, and probably whatever your favorite (scripted) series of the week is.

 

That analysis now has to come to bear on the show in 2017. David Lynch sat back and listened to his old work and found its proper title. He’s probably been sitting back for quite some time.

 

In fact, there is some evidence of this. Naomi Watt’s character in Mulholland Drive is taking up the snipped thread of Audrey Horne, who never did go to Hollywood after all. Less tenuously, Lynch himself confirmed that Lost Highway took place in the same universe as Twin Peaks. Fire Walk With Me carved paths into future films that never coalesced. David Lynch has had ample opportunity to reflect upon the greater meaning of Twin Peaks, and, now that he was handed free rein over The Return, he has the opportunity to corral his greater universe together into one final threnody.

 

Twenty-five years has sprinted by at a crawl. Lynch now has the benefit of a popular understanding of parallel universes and the many worlds theory. He can harness current understandings of physics and the twin perils of ignorance and apathy. The crosshatch of internet communication fills in spaces we didn’t know were empty.

 

The world has grown smaller; now the whole planet is the warm roof of a red car.

 

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Before I met Dr Rex Patch, he was the gentle Lear of Hardiner writers. As one of the founding members of the Society of Algiers and the establishing editor of The Rosewire Companion (a seriously handy tool for those of us who want to pick that series to pieces), he stepped back from his leadership positions at the Society and handed stewardship over the Companion to the Society’s new president, Zachary Osgood. This was sometime around 2008, after the strange death of fellow founder Maxence Lawrence and just before the swell of seizures and injunctions out of the Trust Maghreb which cut supply of Hardiner literature to a trickle to very tiny outcry.

 

Dr Patch described his writing from this period as his “daisy crowns”. He was playing, really, writing for nothing but himself. He cooked all his meals except for dinners with friends, he spent a month a year travelling the world and another month travelling the U.S. (which made the cooking thing quite a feat at times), and all the while editing his own past correspondence with Harry Hardiner. I can relate to the daunted feeling he described. Luckily for me, in a way, I was not bequeathed the task of editing down these sacred artifacts when Dr Patch died last year.

 

He left instead a large body of writings on Hardiner, and our own correspondence, and unfinished essays and creative works. I don’t think I’ll ever get through it. It’s a tangle: in handbound books there’s musical notation and what looks like crude chemical geometry mixed with verse and quick observations. Including this one:

 

“Inspiration is what you see with your eyes closed.”

 

I saw that about a month ago when I came home from work and decided, for the first time in a while I’m ashamed to admit, to sit down to Dr Patch’s papers.

 

Dr Patch spent a great deal of time dwelling on the nature of inspiration in his interviews with Harry Hardiner—he conducted four of these interviews over the hermetic author’s career, the last of which he published in full as The Shattered Goblet, in which he convinces or coerces Harry Hardiner to engage in a little analysis of Rise. It’s really an exciting little book, because it moves outwards from the ninth Rosewire book into a wider analysis of the purpose of literature, and the meaning of writing. Hardiner’s views verged on the gnostic, and he eventually described his own inducement of inspiration like this:

 

“You just close your eyes and reach out. Reach out for what’s already supposed to be on the page, for what exists out there beyond where we’re sitting now, pull it out of the future, and pin it to words. That way it will never escape, but only travel.”

 

He was like that, I guess.

 

Rex Patch described him almost like a hoary prophet, even though the author was only about 40 at the time of his disappearance. From time to time, you could pull an anecdote about a dinner party or a night on a Manhattan rooftop out of Rex, one where Harry did something not quite outrageous, but memorable nonetheless. Once, Harry caught a pigeon and put it in his jacket pocket, which then, magician-like, was made empty with a swish of the wrist. Apparently he didn’t do card tricks exactly, but he would engage in a sort of fortune-telling game with a deck that involved a lot of drinking, usually by the person being read by Harry.

 

There are humanizing stories, too. When Rex complained by mail that Harry was behaving like Picasso, Harry posted back a pack of gummy ears. Harry didn’t eat mushrooms or olives because of the texture, but he loved the feel of a Southern treat called divinity, which I think is something like a pavlova, and he’d always get a pack if he went through Pigeon Forge.

 

In all of this, I’m starting to think of Dr Patch almost as a character in one of his own books; and paradoxically, it’s becoming harder to think of Harry Hardiner as just a depth to be plumbed or a faceless curiosity. The author was a friend of a friend, and only now that we’ve rounded the sun back to the anniversary of Dr Patch’s death has that really started to sink in. I could have asked Rex so much. We all could have.

 

There is still a hole where Dr Patch was, but it’s started to feel less personal. The more I sort through his papers, the more I remember what he was for so many others, and what he could have been had he chosen a path where he would have been more seen. Work at the Society has mainly consisted thus far of filing of documents, and reviews of documents, and cataloguing of documents, and reports of documents… it was easy to lose sight of Dr Patch’s pile when I got home after a long lunchless day.

 

Picking up Rex’s papers again, and of course this milestone, have reinforced the certainty that this loss is not personal, but human. The man was an unread book yet when he died—and the more I read of his work, especially comparing his early pieces with the passion of his works after he discovers Hardiner, the more I remember that what I feel about Rex must not compare to what Rex and his friends must have felt when Harry vanished at the end of the last century.

 

After all, I know where to visit Dr Patch. I will never know all his stories, but I at least have his papers and my memories of conversations. Rex and the others, and now I suppose me too, we don’t have Harry’s papers. Those have been claimed by the Trust Maghreb, years ago now, not long after the writer’s home was found abandoned, and again when a safe was dredged up out of the lake at Hardiner Hollow.

 

It is here that inspiration rears its head again.

 

For the longest time, I’ve pinned my inspiration to Harry Hardiner, and him alone, without really ever accepting him as another person. As I look over a piece prepared for the second annual Wallreaders Contest, it’s easy to see why that’s the easy assumption. But at a deeper level, I guess I never really challenged myself to describe what inspiration felt like to me, or how it found me, or why I had to write.

 

Maybe if I had taken the time, I’d be able to track it down now.

 

As I watch “Part 8” of The Return, I’m reminded of Harry Hardiner’s Rise, the last book he was around to publish. The Birth of BOB sequence takes us into the mushroom cloud, outside the convenience store, through what might be the White Lodge. If we had to guess, this is the Lynchian version of an origin story: it’s not that this struggle isn’t vast and ancient and tied to the Native Americans, it’s that, well, great bells rang when we split the atom, and they haven’t stopped ringing. We had the chance: greed and wrath won out.

 

Now, it’s hard to imagine that Mr Lynch always meant to connect BOB to an eggvomiting headshredder, or envisioned in 1990 the purple sea, but that doesn’t really matter. Mr Lynch has been inspired—illuminated, even, by his work. He gazed at it from the darkness of future past, and it passed through twenty-five years of Mulder and Scully and Chandler and Monica Lewinsky and Fargo and Governor Ventura and 9/11 and Oceanic 815 and Pi and Life of Pi and Obamacare and Survivor and Mythbusters and Ringu and Benghazi, two and a half decades of minidiscs and iPods and boutique coffee and hipster disaffection and organic cigarettes and taxpaying pot and creeping despair, it shone at him like walking fire and Mr Lynch is bouncing it back like the face of a waxing moon.

 

The glass box does remind TV puzzle fanatics of Lost. Mr C’s brutal lifestyle brings to mind both Walter White and Jax Teller. The Killing, a show so pervaded by the memory of Twin Peaks that some watching the first season mistook it for a more grounded remake, spent gouts of time in the Wapi Indian Casino by the slots in that gauzy first season. To have a rootless Dale wander through the slots as Mr Jackpots is almost certainly not a reference to Sarah Linden’s investigation—don’t mistake my meaning. It exists, though, The Killing and its slots. And now The Return exists alongside it. Convergence is not always the same thing as coincidence. …Dig?

 

Inspiration. What we see with our eyes closed. The thing that already exists out there, ahead of us, in the darkness of future past, waiting for a magician who longs to see. All we can do is try to feel its outlines and birth it out breach so it can be there existing to grasp when we thought of it.

 

The last time I felt inspired, and I mean truly inspired, had been shortly before Dr Patch died last 4th of July. I was doing yoga, although that is a generous statement. I was engaging in a union of mind and body, at least, perhaps an accidental one, and an awareness came over me that I had a great deal of trouble pinning down into words.

 

I can’t say it was anything like what Harry Hardiner described, but I definitely had my eyes closed, and I definitely… saw something. I tried to sketch out the barest outlines—it had to do with symmetry in motion, and how that scaled upwards and downwards and inwards and outwards, how math integrates upwards into narrative, and the wise seeds of ur-religion that grew into a long vining telephone. It wasn’t even as clear as that last sentence, but I showed it to Dr Patch, and he seemed to… well, if not see exactly, he at least seemed to glimpse what I was gesturing towards.

 

I tried a few more ways to describe what I “saw”, but eventually it began to all fade like a dream. I only have the barest understanding now of what I fully understood but could not say sitting half-lotus. It is maddening, yes, to feel like I shortly saw into the wirings of Everything and now have lost it, but what is more maddening is knowing now what revelation feels like… and realizing it may never come again, at least like that.

 

Of course, for many months, I was not in a very receptive mood. Dr Patch dead was not, frankly, something I was willing to fully accept for a couple of weeks, although I don’t think I realized it then. I drank more (which, for me, was about a beer and a half a day, but still), and I got out less. The election cycle didn’t help, and that the day after the results came in I had to comfort a great many crying strangers was likewise discomfiting.

 

Truth be told, I love my work at the Society of Algiers—but it also doesn’t leave much room for inspiration to strike. There is a lot of paperwork and correspondence to attend to, which is actually up my alley in a lot of ways… but, like a chef who pops a can of soup when he gets off, I’m in a much better place to watch Twin Peaks when I get home than I am to close my eyes and stargaze.

 

But looking back, there have been some moments… some glimmers… that I may have missed, or only dimly spotted. And more recently, particularly as I’ve dived deeper into some uncharacteristically personal writings by Rex in the past few days, there have been outright gleams.

 

I’ve been working on a small piece about the Trust Maghreb, and their fatwa on Hardiner’s work under the guise of protector, for some weeks. It’s long, slow work. Until yesterday, when I took a break from a passage about a rumor (that the Trust is collecting Harry’s books to destroy them… by his request) to read through the New York Times… and read about Edward Albee’s posthumous request to destroy his unfinished works.

 

After that, paragraphs fell out of me. There will be some editing and further research to round it out, but who knows—there may be more than one blog post this month!

 

Inspiration is funny. And right now, David Lynch may be its dark lord.

 

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“Part 8” of The Return is abjectly horrifying. Some of that is owed to its outright expressionism and nonlinear narrative, to be sure: it is jarring to interrupt the flow, as it were, of Agent Cooper’s journey back to himself with much of anything, let alone what may very well have been the birth of blind mad humanish destruction.

 

Plus, nothing about the woodsmen screams normal or nice. Not only do they appear to be vagrants (Lynch is not shy about using our fear of the homeless against us), but they are devoid of color or contrast: it is almost as though they are crude copies, made by something that doesn’t quite see the same things we do. Costumes from a doomed first contact.

 

I’ve already talked a bit about the bomb sequence, and Penderecki’s “Threnody”, but their combination into… well, almost a music video… it’s almost as though Lynch is reminding us that music can also be horrifying, that something we frequently discuss solely as beautiful can also be a medium for the evil and bloodsoaked. He may be doing the same thing moments earlier as Trent Reznor performs.

 

The chaos within the blast is unsettling, and leaves us aaaalmost as tense as when we watched the Roadhouse get swept the week before (seriously, I was on the the edge of my seat, and not just the first time I watched it)—but that sloooooow zooooooom innnnn…. At some point, when I first had the episode playing, sitting there alone in the dark, I realized I was shaking my head no, no, please don’t keep going, stop…

 

That happened again at the end of the episode with the bugfrog that moved like a shot rabbit. No. No. Please don’t keep going. STOP.

 

It is almost impossible to imagine producers devising anything like what David Lynch gave us in “Part 8” (which, I will admit, due to the wonderfully Log-Lady-like episode descriptions on Showtime, I have been calling “Gotta Light?”); in and of itself, it is a screaming testament to the accomplishments of a single artistic vision being given instrument and agency. Like it or not, in this episode, Mark Frost has left the building. 

 

Which brings us, barely, back to inspiration.

 

 

I don’t ordinarily tell passers-by, but my closest brush with Mr Lynch came roughly five years ago, before I met Dr Patch or revived Pinkum Press, as I entered a poor script into the Austin Film Festival’s teleplay competition. No, nothing came of it. It was a poor script. But while writing it, what I could see beyond what I could write felt… close to right. Not quite spot on, but something that could fit.

 

It was a pilot called Twin Peaks.

 

Not a reboot, not really, and not really a revival. The pilot introduced a southern town called Twin Peaks that gained notoriety after the original show aired. To profit off of this newfound attention, the town poaches a Laura Palmer from elsewhere, builds replicas of the sets, prepares an annual festival… And things go wrong.

 

I sent Mr Lynch’s lawyer this script with a request to use it solely for competition purposes. Mr Lynch gave some acquiescence on that count through his lawyer, although he ceded that accurately tracking the rights was a bit stickier than just speaking with him.

 

In my script, one act closes on two galumphing cops discovering evidence of a crime: two right hands, lit by flickering lights. The lead cop says, “Oh, hell.”

 

When Detective Dave sees the body in the bed, and later the flesh in the trunk, and said, “Woof,”… I freaked out.

 

Not because I think David Lynch read my script and was making an extremely oblique reference to it. Dig?

 

But my script is out there. And, similar or not, I recognized something of it when I was watching the new show. Convergence. A glimmer or a gleam.

 

That’s inspiration.

 

Seeing with eyes closed.

 

Delivering the future.

 

The world is a red car roof.

 

This is the water.

 

And this is the well.

 

Drink deep, and descend.

 

The horse is the white of the eyes and the dark within.

 

 

…Maybe I should pick up Transcendental Meditation.

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So how's your day going? 

Chapter II

My family took trips to the beach once—sometimes twice—a year, and for the most part, we managed some sweet digs at Bright Gulf and at Rockrose Beach. At the beginning at Rockrose Beach, when the Ibiza Pool was abandoned and still as glass, there were only a dozen or so houses, and the sound of construction floated in at around 10am with the smells of sawdust and primer hitting the salt and the the cistus that grew wild there in welled tangled humps bigger than sleeping lambs. It must have been the summer before my 4th-grade year that we were there the first time, at Rockrose, with apparently no one else but Chris of the chairs and the lady at the Icey Shak (which was actually a shak at the time, undeserving of the c, but doling out some snowcones with uncut syrup, sold as "iceys"), and we stayed there at the Hurtle house, which must have been sold to another family with a different name and painted away from its original shockwhite and olive brown.

 

The Hurtle house was three stories with a closed-in widow's walk on top of that. The first floor was the kitchen and living area, second floor was bedrooms, third floor was one wide bedroom with bunk beds and a ship's ladder heading up.

 

Of course that ship's ladder was a source of great delight to us kids—but very soon the glamor faded for the little ones. For taller adults, the very top room gave an umimpeded 360º view of the wilderness the neighborhood had cut into, and a clear shot of the beach beyond the dunes. For the shorter adults, and for us kids, the view was curtained off by shelves of books on all eight sides, leaving only a tantalizing glimpse of cloud and sky unless we were to climb the shelves. We were under no circumstances to climb the shelves. Ever. The widow's walk library there up the ship's ladder lost its bloom for everyone.

 

But I'd forgotten to bring a book.

 

So I climbed up there, alone one day, my parents trusting me to hold down the fort as they hoofed it to the Icey Shak for the third snowcone of the day, and scanned the shelves, clucking as I went, hemming and hawing over the taste of these people I would never meet. They had Dostoevsky, true, but there was Danielle Steele. Stephen King and Dean Koontz and Agatha Christie and TS Eliot? WB Yeats? Thomas Pynchon? Some of these names I didn't know yet: Wallace Stevens, Jeffrey Deaver; some of them I was all too familiar with: Shakespeare, George Orwell. ...I was a weird kid.

 

Down the shelves, circling the walls, one by one, striking them off, for reasons petty and grave, getting so close to resigning myself to settling down with the two worn-out Animorphs books I'd found at the bottom of my bag, until I hit a corner. And there, a few books in, nestled among brighter colors and standard spines, was a block of darkness. I stopped scanning, glued to it, blackholed in, trying to remember such a black, checking for a gloss, searching for a title, and I pulled it out, and it was like the entire sky sang. The whole book was as black, tricking my eyes into strange adjustments that bleached out the skywashed widow's walk. I took the book back down the ship's ladder and heard rain against the glass. I remember looking up and seeing shapes in the clouds, movement in the wind that the drops of rain obscured. Then back down into the third floor bedroom, then down again into the second floor where I had a room to myself. Out the door of that room onto the second-floor veranda and into a porch hammock. Rain sounds, and thunder. Swinging through the mug and sop, dry as a bone but breathing the storm, that's where I started the black book, and that's when I learned to love Harry Hardiner.

 

It's never struck me as odd that the details are so clear to me. It was, and remains, one of the most significant moments in my life. I read through the untitled seventh book of Harry Hardiner's Rosewire series without any context or introduction, and I was awakened on levels I'm only now finding words for. It was as though David the Bell had been struck: I learned my key, and the way I echo off the world. Reading the tale of Center Lake with its seven narrators was a transformative experience: its words and narrative weave had induced in me emotions and sense-memories classically reserved for the wisest of adults. I was aged in hours, not noticing my family slopping in from the rain and crying over ruined treats and showering the chill away, reading certain passages aloud, invoking them, pressing the sound of them into myself to create an imprint.

 

The book felt like something larger than itself, yes, but in that first read it never occurred to me that it could be the seventh book in a series. Johnny Kite, Good Golly Molly, Trueblood the Native: yes, they all obviously had enormous pasts, and the language of their consciousness belied the changes they had already undergone as the world shifted beneath them, but I accepted that, like the people that I met around me, I would never fully know what brought them to this place. I accepted without question that the end of the book, and the fruition of the Board's plans, marked the end of a world. I never wondered less at the "exchanges" at the Lake than I did about Johnny Kite's unnamed Friend or the Board's operations at Rhodes Rush.

 

It wasn't until after I'd reread the black book several times that I remounted the ship's ladder to find where it had nested around the octagon. I found its place again, and brought down the books that had surrounded them, only then realizing that the "Harry Hardiner" on the first page was the author's name, and not the title of the book I'd read and reread—that the book had no title at all.

 

The Hurtle home either did not sport a full collection of the Rosewire series, or, more prudently, it kept certain copies away from their timeshare. I say more prudently because, ashamed as it makes me, I took home two Harry Hardiner books from their shelves. I left money, of course, but I hope they replaced those books quickly; within a few years' time, Harry was gone, and then so were the books, swept out of circulation by the litigious Trust Maghreb which now somehow holds and manages the rights to the author's work. Granted, it's entirely possible that already, other visitors had stolen their own Rosewire books. I left money. I have to keep telling myself that.

 

Because I took away treasure. The black book, yes, of course, which I carry with me when I travel still, and the Hurtle copy of Green Stone Story, which I chose because it was the longest book in their library. Those two books have been foundational in my life ever since in the deepest sense of that word: it is impossible to conceive of a decision or a flight of fancy after the summer of 1997 that could not be traced back to my first exposures to Harry Hardiner.

 

This is a point of inflection:

 

Mathematically, the spot on the curve where the line goes from convex to concave. A change in acceleration, or direction, or velocity, or position, or... really, a point of inflection is the mathematical expression of an event: a change in something. A change that influences everything that comes after... including other points of inflection.

 

I can pick out those other points as well, big and small, and I know some are missing and some are mistaken. But some of those changes were so clear that even others who don't know me could deduce them. Meeting Dr Rex Patch was a point of inflection. Winning the Tenth Book Award was a point of inflection. Refounding Pinkum Press was a point of inflection.

 

You may (or may not) have noted my absence from this blog in the past few months. While at first this was heavily attributable to a desire to refrain from writing political posts, and an inability to write anything during the election without political undertones, later in 2016, other forces came into play. Great forces. Points of inflection.

 

November 2016, Jazra Jaban came to visit with me, to pore over some papers left by Dr Patch whose significance was clear but whose meaning was somewhat more obscured. I'll admit I was excited to finally be sitting down with someone whose correspondence I'd begun to appreciate as much as my lost chain with Rex, and it was a pleasant surprise to discover that Jazra took the time in that visit to talk personally as well as professionally. She's a delightful woman, by the way, every bit as smart as her movies would have you believe, but with a sweet Southern charm I quite frankly didn't know to expect. Turns out, Jazra's from Nashville, and grew up a few miles away from Hardiner Hollow. Turns out, actually, that Jazra's a lot of things.

 

In the middle of December, after this visit and a few more cordial emails, Jazra appeared on my doorstep again for very different reasons, this time uninvited, but certainly no less welcome. Jazra Jaban had come as a representative of the Society of Algiers.

 

*

 

The Society of Algiers was formed in 1996 with little pomp and less circumstance. A group of writers, mainly critics (though more than a few had given prose the old college try and even more had touched on verse in lighter moments), noticed no one else wrote on Hardiner and banded together, loosely speaking, as an appreciation club. There was no constitution, no hierarchy, no logo, no t-shirts, not even a newsletter, which in retrospect is odd. It sucks a lot. Particularly as I've been hired as the Archivist for the Society of Algiers.

 

It makes me proud to serve in this position, although the Society does not have an official web presence and cannot be swayed to pursue one (yet), and much of the work is covered by a confidentiality clause. I am allowed to say why there is a confidentiality clause: the Trust Maghreb. And that is a story for another time.

 

Jazra Jaban brought me a different story: an invitation in a pale pink envelope, smelling of woodsmoke, with the following words typed on it:

YOU DAVID SILVESTER HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE SOCIETY OF ALGIERS.

MOX FIKRA DYRESVAL EVIGREER;

No. I can't tell you.

 

Oddly, I can tell you about the induction ceremony. There's Gonna Be a Pinch. That's its name. Or perhaps its motto; or both. It's just no one calls it a ceremony, or refers to a ceremony at all. Whenever they need to refer to it, they always will simply tell you, There's Gonna Be a Pinch. As in, "You need to be in the office at 7 Friday night; There's Gonna Be a Pinch." "Who has their hands on some duct tape? There's Gonna Be a Pinch." "Bring extra pants—There's Gonna Be a Pinch." It's not as fratty as it sounds. I doubt Sig Ep starts its ceremonies with a silent reading of your Hardiner of choice. Everyone was in suit and tie. Nothing culty but the ambiance and the mainly-quiet. Zachary Osgood hums as he reads.

 

After a moment of silent sustained reading, they bring the reflectant (that's me) to the front of the office hall, where a table is laid with a green cloth and set with a single large ledger. The reflectant sets down his chosen Hardiner beside it (mine was, of course, the Hurtle copy of the black book) and stands between them before the green table. This is the state of the room: dressed all in forest green, dark living green, the significants of the Society sparsed out about the corners, and the middle of the floor (where there is a faux-inlay of two overlapping hands) is open under the candelabra. And Zachary Osgood and I behind the table and the two books, him in a suit and tie, me in a dinner jacket I found at TJ Maxx.

 

Zachary Osgood asked me three questions:

 

"How did you discover Harry Hardiner?"

 

I told him, "The black book found me at a stranger's house." No time for context in ceremony.

 

Zachary Osgood made a note in the ledger.

 

"When did you first write about Mr Hardiner?"

 

I said, "In sixth grade for English, we had to write a sonnet. Mine started, 'In Candlewood did Stavra toss the trees.' I had just reread Green Stone Story."

 

Zachary Osgood said, "Young."

 

I said, "I didn't know yet that he had just disappeared."

 

Hattie Kerlin called out from the back, "Very young."

 

There was general laughter; some lacunae.

 

Third question:

 

"What were you reading before we brought you to the Table?"

 

I hesitated. It was so on the nose.

 

"The founding passage."

 

They waited, so I went on, "When Trueblood the Native is laying out his terms, after the waters have started to fold. The Curse's walls. Areas of protection. Safe zones."

 

Hattie said it quietly this time but I heard her across the office hall. "Home base."

 

Zachary Osgood asked, "Reflectant, would you read it aloud to the gathered members of the Society?"

 

I knew it by heart, but I opened the book. The black book has no page numbers; luckily a great deal of notes have crowded their ways into the margins and the upper corners. This page was marked with a green star made with a fountain pen my father gave me in the eighth grade.

 

I read.

 

"'No-one by the crossed palms of the Society of Algiers or under the keystar of the Punic See, no soul allied along the Lazarene Line or trowing the Gulf of Bilfoun, not a pop for the Irisids, no Harbu or Joshuite, and never a silkheaded Beam will fall to the Wanderer.'"

 

"Would you replace the book on the Table?"

 

I set it down, open and waiting.

 

Zachary Osgood made notes in the ledger. Somewhere in the office hall, someone had lit incense. He stepped back from the table.

 

"Place a finger on the leaves."

 

He gestured so I knew: one finger on the passage in the black book. Another in a hillock of graphite shaved on the open ledger.

 

"David Silvester. We seal you to the Society of Algiers."

 

And he closed the books on my hands. Two fingers in the leaves. A circuit.

 

"By the crossed palms of the Society of Algiers, stay safe from the Wanderer and sow lights in your footprints."

 

He opened the books and blew away the graphite from the ledger. The writing of Zachary Osgood is loopy and low and broad across the page. My handwritten name at the heading was in a different style: spiky at the tips like a landscape of towers. This is writing I know. From notes, from letters, from drafts of unfinished essays. My page was begun by Dr Rex Patch.

 

Zachary Osgood gave me a small green book. Blank. Handbound. I recognize the Kerlin craftsmanship.

 

"Fill it up," he tells me. "So we can make you another."

 

They are coming forward now to the table from the corners of the rooms.

 

"He needs a name," Hattie says, and Jazra Jaban agrees. Hattie is Rosie Gates; her husband Hi is Bullet Gates. Jazra has become Good Golly Molly. Zachary Osgood was clapped the Vice Principal. There are others. Rex Patch was once called Aristotle.

 

Zachary Osgood looked to my green star in the black book.

 

"He's the Lazarene."

 

There was general laughter. Someone just said, "Yes." Someone I don't know.

 

"Welcome the Lazarene."

 

They did, with handshakes and facekissing. It was a lark. And that was the ceremony. There's Gonna Be a Pinch. There is no past tense. There's Gonna Be a Pinch. Because there always will be. Also there was coffee and snacks.

 

*

The invitation to join the Society of Algiers was a surprise, but perhaps in retrospect it should have occurred to me that wheels were rolling up to my door. Once these things get started, they tend to keep going. I remember conversations now that feel like interviews in hindsight; entrances and introductions. It's a filled napkin. Not to be unwrapped. But there's a lingering taste.

 

There was no other mention of the Society of Algiers in the rest of Hardiner's writing—though it should be noted that his book entitled Conquest of Algiers came out two years after its establishment—but other factions mentioned in the founding statement surfaced in some form or another. In that eighth book, the most literal conquest is carried out by the Gulf League (states centered around the Gulf of Bilfoun); there is a hostel on the faux-Malta called the Iris; both Trueblood the Native and Max Larry are  noted Harbu in past books, adherents to a belief system they overlay in different ways in their very different lives. Once, in Rise and all its jumble, Hardiner has it that Johnny Kite and Hunter 9 crossed palms.

 

Jazra Jaban came to my doorstep holding an envelope stamped with overlaid hands. It started to flash through my head then: the black book at the beach, learning about Hardiner's disappearance from my seventh-grade English teacher, meeting Rex, a conversation about Twin Peaks with pointed questions, the crossed palms of the Society of Algiers. Opening the envelope. It felt like a straight line.

 

I had never told anyone but Dr Rex Patch about that time at the beach when I found the black book.

 

When my invitation came from the Society of Algiers, it was typewritten—but at the bottom was a spiky handwritten note.

 

"Welcome home to the Hurtle House. You're allowed to climb the shelves."

Turnplow

It isn't who or what you know, but how—

the whys will come when wheres aren't gold to earn:

you love your fellow man and love him now.

 

Take pains to grow, unbend what you allow,

And ask to seek instead of just to learn;

It isn't who or what you know, but how.

 

Expect the best but never seize a vow—

Befriend the lakebed while the waters churn.

You love your fellow man and love him now.

 

The stars that crawl the climes above the prow

Will wash you home with waysides to discern.

It isn't who or what you know, but how.

 

Enjoy the act, let others take their bow,

But sing us solace from the lonely stern.

You love your fellow man, and love him now.

 

Confound lagoons, go cross to salt your brow,

and dance the rain to where the cities burn.

It isn't who or what you know, but how.

You love your fellow man and love him now.

Nameday

Have a great night, you guys. As this year goes out, I bring to mind all that I'm grateful for. Glitchy blog tech is not one of these things. But you should be grateful that those very glitches saved you from a lengthy ramble on the story of this year: the David Silvester version of a Christmas card. Expect that instead another time. 

Expect sooner a little news—news about a new work, news about a new job, and news about a new friendship. But rather than rewrite the wheel this evening, I'm going to get ready to drop the ball, and I suggest instead of reading you go do the same. 

Thank you, 2016. You took a lot, but you gave us plenty. 

Dream of the Red Room

First thing's first, ya'll: Twin Peaks has released a first featurette. Dale, Andy, James, Bobby, Wendy, Albert, Jerry—they're all coming home. There are shots of the Northwestern, undying mists, and yes, the town sign. I got hot all over and teared up. This is the closest we can ever come to a prophecy being fulfilled: a television show saying, "I'll see you in twenty-five years," and meaning it.  

As much as I want to, I won't go into great detail here—but Twin Peaks is the reason your favorite TV show is on. Its impact on popular culture far outreached its initial audience, and it has shaped television in its image for decades. This is undoubtably due to the skill and imagination of David Lynch and his cast and crew, but we've also got to give credit where it's due: CBS aired this amazing, unforgettable, unbelievable and yet somehow so candidly plainly simply obviously real and daffy as fuck show. C. B. S. The edgiest thing they're airing now has Lucy Liu solving crimes with a recovering addict. Twin Peaks had whole plotlines rotating around cocaine (not to mention a certain white horse in season 2), abusive husbands, organized prostitution, unfathomable uncreatures named Mike and Bob who came out of the forest only they didn't... and it made it all seem so wholesome. It certainly was fun. Unless it was horrifying.

Anyways, go get hot all over and tear up. The rest of this post can wait until you get back from watching that video, because there is plenty of speculation across the web about tomorrow night's American Horror Story twist.  

 

Back? Good. Like a dream come true, right? Or maybe like a dream become another dream...

Speaking of which. 

Maybe it's the Lynch in the air, or maybe it's because I've been trying to get Jazra Jaban to watch Mulholland Drive (calling you OUT, JJ NAY-BRAMS), but American Horror Story's first arc this season feels like the first part of Mulholland Drive: carefully constructed, elaborately escalated, and ending before it's finished. And, like Mulholland Drive, what would make most sense is for us to awaken from that quaint dream into a prosaic but equally dysfunctional reality. It's a fun form. Zachary Osgood used it in The Graceful Leap (a continuation of the Rosewire series). I've played with it myself. But if tomorrow's twist is that "my Roanoke nightmare" was meant to be literal, and we wake up, then it's possible no one has made it quite as clean as AHS. 

I'll totally admit that I'd love the full execution of this twist to involve Billie Dean: we wake up from her Roanoke nightmare into production of her show. We know already that actors will be switching parts halfway through the season: Ryan Murphy said that in particular of Sarah Paulson and Kathy Bates. Know what makes me even happier about this idea? Mulholland Drive was originally meant to be a television series. That would keep the television/reality motif of the season intact. 

Well, I know that was probably a few notches short of the target, but we get to find out tomorrow night. Stay tuned here, too—can't wait to make an informed analysis of Roanoke in a few weeks. 

Our American Horror Stories

In the spring of 1932, someone entered the second-story nursery of Charles Lindbergh's only child and took the boy. Little Charles Lindbergh, son of a national hero, the man who made the world's first transatlantic flight, was found six weeks later, and an immigrant was declared guilty of the whole affair, ending what newspapers called "the crime of the century." Because of this case, kidnapping was conditionally made a federal crime—all the federal kidnapping cases since, in which the kidnapped party was taken across state lines and/or the kidnapper communicated via the mail or other means some ransom demands or other types of threats, all those cases were treated the way they were because of the Lindbergh Law. 

Come the summer of '66, Richard Speck broke into a border's home and tortured and killed the eight nurses who stayed there. A ninth survived by hiding under a bed and later identified him by his "Born to Raise Hell" tattoo. Speck's death sentencing was caught up in the national furor over the death penalty—information came to light that hundreds of potential jurors in Speck's case were unconstitutionally excluded due to their stance on the death penalty. The Supreme Court upheld his conviction but overturned his death sentence—and only a year later, a moratorium was laid on the death penalty in the United States by the Supreme Court case Furman v Georgia

Sal Minneo was a small film icon with stage experience to prove his pedigree. Although he may never have fully outgrown his type from Rebel Without a Cause, his career was looking to take a healthy turn with a new play when he was found stabbed to death in an alley in Los Angeles. Though a man responsible for a string of robberies was convicted of the crime, there was some doubt that the crime was as simple as a mugging gone bad—after all, Minneo was a closeted gay star in a city rife with prostitution. In certain circles, his death contributed to a growing disquietude concerning the shadowy abuse of the American homosexual by bigoted individuals and by a society that allowed no refuge.

April 20, 1999 is a day that lives on in the minds of a generation as the date of the first major school shooting on American soil. Two teenagers planned an elaborate incursion on their high school involving timed explosives, pipebombs, semiautomatic weapons, and knives—their most horrific massacre took place in the library, and the details of that attack kept coming in the news for weeks. Since that day, Columbine has stood for perhaps the most American of homegrown terror attacks: disaffected or abused youth, unsupported in some ill-defined way, targeting a place meant to make young people safer and smarter. Even Newtown, with its terrible and indiscriminate slaughter of innocents, could not shatter America's complacency—that cherry had been popped more than a decade earlier, and the country had not yet recovered its sensitivity.  

If some or all of these sound familiar, it's probably because you've been alive since the 90's and you've learned a little about your country in that time. If neither of those qualifications sounds like you, but reading all that still gives you major déjà vu, that's because you've been watching American Horror Story.

 

American Horror Story has never hidden what it actually is. No, I'm not referring to this season's upcoming twist. It's right there in the title, what every season shares: "American Horror Story". Yes, Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have spun some fun and sensational tales along the way, their designers have had a lot of fun, and their actors have been given the chance to engage in the time-honored tradition their art so lovingly but rarely affords: intraproduction character-swapping. But all along, The Murph has been pulling a fast one on us: by using our collective pop consciousness against us, all six seasons thus far have played with major American themes and problems, set like a cannibal's good china on quintessentially American chintz. 

It's quite a neat magic trick. 

You see, the beautiful thing about Horror, that black rainbow of a genre, the thing that pulls me to it eight times out of ten, is its ability to confront (more or less) safely the fears that keep us from moving forward in life. There are unhealthy ways to face fear: you can hide from it, or seek it out compulsively. There are realer ways to feel fear: terrible events can unfold before you; your life may be in jeopardy; you may lose what you hold dear or come close. All fiction can give you a refuge from the terrors of the world. Only Horror can inoculate you against blind fear.  

All great works of Horror hold at their core some dark heart of truth: awful truth, usually, and these days when we are insulated from the grips of a wrathful earth by society, often social truth. Look at Night of the Living Dead: a black man is terrorized by extremely white guys (it might even be said extremely old extremely white guys) for more than an hour. Or how about The Ring? All that chain mail you left in your spam folder is suddenly looking important enough to move back to the inbox... Shirley Jackson's tilted masterpiece The Haunting of Hill House teaches us the dangers of wanting to belong.

Kubrick's Shining may well be about mass genocide, setting a violent act in miniature against Native American wall treatments and piles of ownerless suitcases. Mr King himself worked magic in It while exploring what childhood fears translated to in an adult state of amnesia. Halloween first put us face-to-face with a concrete modern boogeyman, armed with a knife and no face or reason to kill. 

Still not convinced? You can zoom back to Dracula if you want.  This epistolary novel was written by an Irish theatre manager. The letters and journals are almost as immediate as the stage—if a little delayed, which somewhat dampens the events. And they describe every Irishman's terror, the Invader, coming not to Dublin but to the heart of Mother England. Dracula slips into England the way the Brits came to Ireland, elegantly and insidiously amassing an army to overthrow the existing rule of law there. Kind Mr Stoker allows the Brits their victory—but it took some international cooperation.

Charlotte Perkins Gilman wrote "The Yellow Wallpaper" after being imprisoned by a doctor and her own husband. Poe's tales of the macabre introduced murderous speakers in a conciliatory light, wrested straightrazors from the hands of orangutans, and allowed incest and a penchant for isolation to crumble the foundations of an old and storied house. William Shakespeare wrote Macbeth after a trusted but misborn advisor to the dead Queen Elizabeth, zealous and ambitious and absolute, somehow eked the name of scottish James VI from her dying lips as her trueborn successor. In an Early Renaissance England, there was true fear in the air: a longtime ruler who brought prosperity to the Isles was dead without an heir, and a Scot was on the throne for shadowy reasons. The Bard's play gave an ambitious but misborn advisor the chance to assume the throne through murder and witchcraft, and it assured the English public that another righteous Scot was there to cast him down.

Turn back the clock before polite society came to conquer the dust of natural panic, and you will find a treasure trove of Horror from the written to the oral and staged. Tales of beasts in the woods at night. Death denied and life perverted. Seagods calmed by blood. Human fears from the birth of our kind, star-naked out on the savannahs, hiding in the forest. Horror taught lessons. Don't travel alone. Respect your surroundings. Constant vigilence. Evil is real and it wants you.

Today we might find ourselves calling out to people in horror movies: Don't go in there! Out the front door, not up the steps! Why are you opening that box!? But really, we're calling out to ourselves. Why won't anyone help that black man with zombies after him? Why did she watch that video that killed her niece? Why didn't he listen to the townspeople and stay away from the Count's castle? We teach ourselves those lessons—or we try to. It's a vaccination against those same things happening in our lives. There are good reasons to help. Warnings to heed. Boxes not to open.  

Horror spikes our adrenaline and writes a memory. It may not teach a lesson, but it exposes a condition—one we might encounter, if we're unlucky. And in those brutal moments where we feel unsafe even in our own beds and armchairs, kept in thrall by book or screen, we are burned with indelible images and assaulted with sounds which will revisit us in nightmares. It's a gift. We will remember, and if a need arises, we will have a new idea of how to behave under trying circumstances.  

I find this preferable to actually being chased by a brainless mob. Don't you? 

 

Ryan Murphy and his crew seem to agree. American Horror Story may have changed settings and character lists every season, but we have had six straight years of American anxieties played out on the relative safety of the FX Network (or FXNow if you've gone and cut your cable). An endless parade of school shootings, homophobic murders, and kidnapped children; a veritable glut of shady celebrities, suspect diets, unreliable authority, and the interminable miseries of freedom. 

In the next few days, possibly weeks, I plan to hit each season of AHS in turn to investigate a little more fully how the season encapsulates some particularly prototypical American theme. In my last post, you might have caught a quick rundown, so here's another glimpse at what you might expect:

With Murder House, we will look into American home life, and its galley of haunts.

In Asylum, we will dredge through the evolution of the American belief system, from religion to medicine to politics to the free press. 

Come Coven, we might discuss entitlement and intergenerational friction (and to some smaller extent the American education system). 

By Freakshow, you'll know to expect a great discussion on American entertainment and celebrity obsession. 

Hotel we'll tackle as a model of the professional American's obsession and control over him or herself, and we could even touch on whether the "American dream" fits into the world AHS describes.

Last but not least, we will of course start to talk a little about Roanoke, and offer some preliminary stabs at a theme. Spoiler alert: this may seem like a cheap shot, but everything about the season so far has just screamed, "American TV!" It's so far parodied a SyFy reality show, brought in an FBI psychic, gave us important backstory from Dennis O'Hare's professor via a reenacted video journal playing on a television screen inside a reenactment of someone else's story at the house. Reality and TV are so far separated that some might argue they lie against separate poles of the whole thing. And to add a nice PoMo twist to it all, Ryan Murphy has us talking about the TV show as it exists in real life, theorizing and thinking about next season already, even as we watch and analyze the story inside this season and try to compare it across seasons in ways that might not be considered strictly healthy or absolutely sane. We'll talk about it more later, but if this season does what some have guessed at, and essentially writes the roadmap for the last four seasons in its last four episodes, it could be that AHS becomes a sort of platonic ideal for American social commentary and televisual writing. 

 

You'll forgive me if I spout on. Not only is that my default setting, but American Horror Story is a sort of dream come true for me.  I'm not involved with it in any way, and yet I can vicariously take a thrill in its (spotty) execution and (extremely lofty) ideas from across the country.

As a project, it is sheer heaven. A horror anthology with shared mythology, characters, and worldbuilding, character swapping between a corps of core actors, using Horror to its intended ends, using television to its intended ends, never shying away from the campy or goofy, never shying away from the ugly or beautiful—a show that will possibly get two seasons a year from here on out—a show that will at least try to produce a season "written by one person" (although I'll be pretty disappointed if that person is Lin Manuel Miranda or Stephen Karam)—a show that accepts and loves its own format—a show that seems tailor-made for those of us who read Harry Hardiner and Stephen King's Dark Tower and Brett Easton Ellis———

It's a heady culmination.  

So buckle in. It's almost Halloween, and it's almost Election Day, and American Horror Story and Pinkum Press won't let you forget about either.

 

Tooth and Torch

If nothing else, wicked bouts of writer's block have properly coincided with the beginnings of the fall—both in nature, and on television. Oak Mountain has been particularly brown, as has Cheaha, but it's still a change, and the air is starting to smell of dead leaves. Also, American Horror Story is back, and it's overlapping—coinciding—with one of my guiltiest and most tasteless of television pleasures: SyFy's Paranormal Witness.

Calling  Paranormal Witness "reality TV" is a little like calling the ceiling of the Sistene Chapel "some painting". Paranormal Witness is what is left of reality TV after you take away the trappings of youth and vanity and clear-cut personal conflicts: talking heads by unhappy families over reenactments of the worst trauma they ever endured together. Often they will describe objects moving from place to place. Electrical problems. Bad smells. Dark figures in the night. Sounds in the walls.

At first glance, it's a natural outgrowth of the "ghost hunters" phenomenon. After all, there is no need to rely on chance and staging to spook audiences in the night. These stories have already happened. There is no need to get scared: these people have already been scared. This way, there is no greenlit nightvision jitterbugging. A story can reliably build to a 57th-minute climax, and the graphics can be handled by a relatively sophisticated cable network. This is TV you can count on—not necessarily for scares of any kind, at least nothing in the ghosts and goblins department, but for an investigation of family drama of a particularly repulsive and enticing brand: that coincidence of belief, fear, stress, relationship, and environment that is so subtly tuned that it can be mistaken for spirits in the night. 

People, I'm saying this isn't a show about ghost stories. It's a series all about family tragedy, and it's as compelling as it is subjective. Okay, well, there may have been a poltergeist in that house—or the youngest child of a family with a working single mother might have been acting out for attention.  The new house may have had a speckled past, but it's just as likely the "prankster" husband took a darker turn further away from the city, or the workaholic mother found new ways to occupy her time and imagination. Nearly every episode contains at its core some kernel of familial discord, some little true glimmer in all the retellings—and the work to find that glimmer is just as much the reason to watch as the ghost stories and jump scares. 

Think about those stories you tell about your life. Do they ever capture accurately how that event took place? How the air tasted, why you wore that shirt, whether plums were in season and had you had one yet that year? Now think about how much more separated from reality a staged re-enactment would be, with added digital effects, by actors who don't know you, reading lines written by people who listened to a tape of your retelling? HHHHHHHHHAAAAAWP. Sorry, just had to gasp for breath. It's a meta minefield, and little sogo pomo David is having a field day. What is the truth? Whose truth? Which truth? Why truth? 

I'll admit that reading Harry Hardiner and particularly his Rosewire series majorly hooked me on winnowing out the "true" story from the cosmic game of telephone we call history (though technically Hardiner would suggest they were all true), so Paranormal Witness plays right into my sensibilities. Viewers get to choose their own level of involvement, to borrow a phrase. How much of the talking head do you believe? None of it, if you want—examine what human truths the writers plumbed, and how they found people to relive false events in front of a camera. A few observable details? Okay, then what in that mess of strange facts can you assemble into a coherent picture of a real person? Is there something... uncanny about the whole thing? Something unexplainable? Something all too obvious? And don't get me started on the reenactments: embellishing the embellished, FX'd over and acted earnestly, and lit appropriately. It's almost art. Someone should write it a love letter.

Enter this season of American Horror Story.  

It takes Paranormal Witness as what Harry Hardiner would have called its "wholecloth", supplanting the talking heads and the stories of human failure and the hideous reenactments of their hazier points. So far this season, we have seen a variation on the new house curse, the move to get away, the lost child, the troubled history, the lapsed addict, the home invasion, the backwards locals, the useless police, the videotaped research... Season Six of AHS so far has played out almost all the major motifs of Paranormal Witness, using its own format, and even reappropriating its bumper titles. And it adds its own tasty Ryan Murphy flair on top.

Look: like every season of AHS to date, Season Six already copes with a uniquely... well, a uniquely American horror story. This year, we're already occupied with plot points and character details which raise the gory specters of the prescription painkiller epidemic, police encounters ending in violence, random gang initiation, racial intolerance, and our very nation's own brutal and desperate settlement. Its reality format matches and undermines a national obsession that has escalated to the Presidential race.  After all—what, in this story "inspired by true events", can possibly be considered true?

Now, a lot of attention has been paid to what will tie the seasons of American Horror Story together this year. And yes, there have been a lot of interesting theories and details to occupy ourselves with, if we're so inclined. Are all previous seasons actually "reenactments" of "true events"? Does the Piggyman from this season have anything to do with the one that murdered Cam in Season One? Pregnancy problems and using all your savings to start over are back from that season too. How about Kathy Bateman playing another bloodthirsty immortal, this one from around the same time as the plantation house from Season Three went up? How did the rift first open up between Tituba and the houes of Salem? Didn't Ryan Murphy say Dandy Mott's origins would be explored this season? If Queenie ended up visiting L.A. last season, where have the other survivors of Miss Robichaud's Academy wound up? The ghost rules ended up getting rewritten as well, halfway across town from Murder House. 

It's a pop culture puzzle almost as endearing as Lost, and it's enough to make a fanboy giddy. There's even a theory tying the seasons of AHS to the circles of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Litpro David is all in a tizzy. What could the twist in episode 6 be? Cuba certainly got me asking. There are enough meta-directions it could take to drive a brother crazy. Are these the stories of dead people? Do the aliens of Season Two have a hankering for a very particular brand of reality show? Wait wait wait—is there a possible example of Explosionism playing out in front of us? There's good reason to wonder whether each of the first five episodes of Roanoke will be mortared versions of the first five seasons of AHS. A chance to write a future Explosionism post! What bliss. 

But, be still my heart—the far more interesting question this season is, what will American Horror Story say about us? 

Murder House looked inside the American home, and the horrors we imagine and hide there. Asylum dealt with the degredation of our press and the evolution of the American belief system. Coven told a Harry Potter generation that we are not a Wizard, Harry, and that adventures at Hogwarts sometimes involve the deaths of your friends, tacit racism, false lessons from faulty faculty, betrayal, and the terrors of mediocrity. Freakshow questioned celebrity and showbusiness and an enduring obsession with society's oddities. And the ghastly Hotel showed us a parade of professions that expose you to people on the worst days of their lives: policemen, physicians, hoteliers in a faded and shadowy location—tricks and dealers and runaways.

In Roanoke, Marcia Clarke is married to O.J. Simpson. 

Not only that—we have good reason to believe that after last year's sprawl from vampire measles to postmortem serial killer parties to Rudy Valentino, that this year the narrative will be a little tighter. There is some evidence to suggest that might even be one of the aims of this season: focus and redirection. (Harry Hardiner would love the apparent simplicity if this season ends up being one of his fractals...) There are fewer episodes planned for this season, and the format, while fascinating and internally consistent so far, has the capacity for... hyperextension. The creators have also described a 3-act structure to the season—a first, as far as I can see, to be described that way in advance. 

So what, in this tighter season, can we expect to see about a divided America, one afraid and distrustful of its police, one starting to live in fear of random attacks in our streets, one obsessed with security and the story of its own origins?  

There have been some serious doubters out there (I'm looking at you, Slate), but this season could be the smartest and most-focused look that AHS has taken at America so far—and it has an impressive, if gaudy, track record. Looking at the stories of our hard-scrabble forerunners in a new, animalistic light, passed through the apparent safety of dramatic reenactment: our modern opiate of choice. This third episode with Lady Gaga as the goddess of a dead land reminds me of a line from Rise about the Risen America that has always stuck with me: "This is ancient land, this is dead land, and we have only begun to colonize it." Harry Hardiner was right. And, a decade and a half after he checked out, American Horror Story is  putting together a season that would thrill him. Colonists and reality TV. If that's not America, I don't know what is.

It's exciting for all Harry Hunters to see a small nod to Mr Hardiner in episode 2: the unfinished (albeit spraypainted, not burned) word "MURDE" on the wall could end up being as integral to the plot as the Butcher in the woods. This should give "MESHARE" wonderers a happy diversion—even if "diversion" is exactly the right word, and "murder" is NOT what was meant to be on the wall after all.

In a continued toast to writer's block and the castoff slag of The Furnace, and in a hopefully not-premature tip of the hat to American Horror Story and its early-episode format, here is another disused chapter—this time from the first round of material from The Furnace, in a long chapter which imagines the unaired last episode of Rupert Smythe-Pryce's Stronger than Fiction reality show—the episode which cost the crew their lives, and that was to take them to Bookbright to recreate the success of his bestselling non-fiction novel Harry Hunters

Anyone else ready for next Wednesday night?

 

Writer's Bloc

Since Dr Patch's passing, I have found myself in a creative morass. A few pages of this, put it down, a few notes and diagrams for that, toss it aside, blindly scribblingly pushing through a blog post, mulch that one for revision later... Something has wrought mad havoc on my prose, thrown withering prussic on my prose, and completely unscrewed my lightbulb. It's been hard finding the threads again in the dark. 

I find my thoughts wandering through backhills, from time to time drifting to the page, and then away again. I've caught up on some TV. I've visited some friends. There has been some lovely tulsi coming up in the back garden. The market at Mr Chen's is selling fresh ghost chilis. Leaves are falling. The last full moon was lovely—hung there like a cathedral's eye. 

A play about writer's block. A long poem on Birmingham history. No less than three essays on American Horror Story (and one on this season's trashy but irresistible stylistic inspiration, SyFy's Paranormal Witness). More Lallie and Pat mysteries. Snow and an overabundance of pencilthin moustaches. Priests and baptism. Repeatable routines. Sad lonely snippets spun off and landed out of sight. Most require rewrites. Most require restructuring. 

I'm writing. I'm putting words on the page, on the screen, and I'm happy to do it. But it doesn't feel right. Like a gutterball. You can tell when it leaves your fingers. Doesn't have to hit the lane. The spin is off. You're out of focus. An issue of depth perception. Burnt facts. Staged election. Undeserved access, discovered and cut off. You do not have access to this server. Lost permission is a bitch. 

So I turned to something I have felt proud of: my Tenth Book Prize-winning novel The Furnace. After being bought up by Presse le Conseil, there have been a few revisions as it lingers in galleys—all of which have received "once-overs" by Rex Patch. Dr Patch's input was invaluable in fashioning a vast tangle of a book into something more digestible and far less fibrous. Although Presse le Conseil has not offered me any firm dates in terms of the release of The Furnace, I assume as soon as they okay these last rewrites they'll rush the print. Still, the significantly trimmer Furnace coming out (which holds a much firmer grip upon its structure) leaves behind some significant chapters. Rewrites have made the chronology of certain trimmed sections impossible—although the events depicted within them don't feel so much zeroed out as highlighted in the process. 

Take, for instance, this chapter from a past draft: in it, Daniel Hardiner has just returned to school after his grandfather's funeral (a chapter about which, in an adjusted position, made the cut—so far—), having missed the first day of classes. He ends up attacking a journal assignment very vigorously at a party, where he and his roommates have come to unofficially dissolve their friendship. 

This new-calved story contradicts the closeted Daniel in the early chapters of the new book, but somehow that doesn't make it any less... true.

Daniel surely went to the Pelham house, met Billie and Philip Stokes. John was there, and the older two Lemorder girls hit on Mitch. Dan told his roommates about silk and hinted about the whiskey, he humored Helena Pelham in the basement, and he said goodbye around a peculiar black table in the library before he moved out. None of that happens in The Furnace. Daniel hews close to his room. The black table turns up elsewhere but unmoved, with other palms against the grain. Contingency. A parallel thread in the ribbon. A true thread, and one that bolsters The Furnace from the outside, while on the inside another Daniel hews close to his room. Maybe it's a dream.

 

In celebration of writer's block, here's to the dropped stories, which somehow gain spindly spiderlegs as, well, perhaps not a prequel, but maybe rather a requel.  

And before we go, a note from Dr Patch written on a printed draft: "Well, it's a book series in 15 pages. It's your book series, and it's staggering, and I can't wait to see you write it. This chapter [scribbled out] central—just not to this book. Harry would have loved the fractal. It's your wholecloth. Still, it has to go. You've got to tighten up, David, and make this something to read, not to ponder. Let's go over the front end of the book over coffee."

We got that coffee. Bless that man.  

Sealing the Wall

Wallreaders, we're well past June, and that means it's time for all good contests to come to an end. Our Wallreaders coupons will continue to function well into autumn, but there will be no new codes to break, no more spiffy graphics from this year's Pinkum Press intern (thank you, Brian, and go get some booklearning!), and yes, no more codes from Dr Rex Patch.

In his honor, I have decided to let Brian off the hook creating "new drafts" of the Wallreaders graphics—after all, these were some of the last images that Rex ever saw. Sorry about that, Dr Patch. ...Sorry, Brian. They really are spiffy.

Level three was a bit tricky for Dr Patch, but he cracked it! Can you?

Level three was a bit tricky for Dr Patch, but he cracked it! Can you?

And level four was at his bedside at the very end. He solved the puzzle and started writing his own notes in this invented writing system, which he started to refine for his own purposes! 

And level four was at his bedside at the very end. He solved the puzzle and started writing his own notes in this invented writing system, which he started to refine for his own purposes! 

Readers may be particularly grateful to Dr Patch for his notes on the final puzzle—the first draft used particularly arcane clues occulted away in the darkest folds of Blue and White, which, containing some pretty juvenile efforts, is rather like reading through a high school yearbook, bad hair and all. His suggestion was to use a list familiar to Rosewire readers old and new alike—a list that's already up on this website, in fact.

Readers may also be particularly grateful that Dr Patch referred to the third Wallreaders puzzle as a "transcriptease". I miss that man.

We're going to miss you too, Brian! Have a good last first semester, and get out in one piece!

Black Tie

More than a month has passed since Dr Patch died, and although thirty days in retrospect was arbitrary, it seemed absolutely critical to me this time in July that some distance between myself and that graveyard grew and cooled before I tried to write anything more tributary to Rex.

 

Really, all this time, the only thing I've come to peace with is that his full name was actually Pacey Reginald Patch. That he for some years in his undergrad tried to go by by "Pongo Patch" is still far too troubling to consider for any meaningful length of time. Both of these things I learned at his funeral, which was short, but full of friends. No luminaries to wow the lay person, but members of the Society of Algiers—which Patch founded—lined up to speak and drop a fistful of clay in. Zachary Osgood called him a "Mithraic enigma, but only in the phonological sense", and I still haven't worked up the balls to email him and ask him what that fucking means. I had to write it down. So of course I started writing down the things the last two speakers said as well: Hattie Kerlin (Hi himself had had an accident a few days prior—nothing serious, just a slipped disc—and could not make it graveside), who said "He once wrote Hap was a bung fiend and I just about tore him a new rooster", and a man I'd never met, or heard of, named Bayless Rogger, who spoke with an accent, but very clearly said that "Rex knew where Harry is. He told me that he did, one night, when [we were] very drunk. But that damn devil son of a bitch ever was coy, so coy." And then something about how coy he was that I couldn't quite make out but that Jazra Jaban laughed at and nodded. Mr Osgood looked angry. Guess I don't blame him.

 

Dr Patch was not remembered for quick he was to laugh, but how he worked and who he worked with. Dr Patch was certainly always ready with a chuckle or a blore, but it's true that I have found myself thinking back more on his work, and our emails, and his notes... Never forgetting his entertaining style (brunch, lunch, or dinner, he would always offer custom omelettes and champagne), never losing sight of how he smelled like birch tar—it's just, damn he wrote a lot.

 

When he wasn't writing essays on Harry Hardiner and critical theory and popular culture, Dr Patch was emailing ten-page philippics on modern economics and attempting to "redraft" the US Constitution and journaling and diarying and churning out spec scripts and using pennames to submit to magazines and newspapers and newsletters and circulars and the man WROTE COPY FOR REST STOP TRAVEL BROCHURES. Listen, all I'm saying is, I may have had the starriest dumb luck chance ever to spend time with Dr Patch in his final years, but I knew him through the page and the screen. In person, he seemed diminished. Like an unmasked commedia character. Il spretato.

 

Dr Patch was an enthusiastic musician, but I can't remember any of his very earnest tunes—some of those lyrics, though, are gonna stick with me forever. Just like a couple of those supper omelettes. One time he had truffles to shave on top and he put a mound on mine. As he walked away from my plate, he glanced back and declared it, "Bougie." He promised in his next ten-page email that the next time he found truffles in his back yard, he would have some edible gold leaf ready to gild them with. Immediately following this avowal was a long paragraph on the rarity of the truffle, the volatile chemistry of its flavors, the relative merits of pigs over dogs, and a pretty lengthy stretch of page dedicated to a dream he'd once had about a tie-dyed truffle which sang like the Andrews Sisters and the idea it had given him for a poem about particolored fungi that he inserted brief snippets from. Every time I have gotten the chance to visit the type of restaurant that serves something called a "mushroom medley", I order it, despite my not liking mushrooms at all, and, I confess, I am always and forever disappointed that among the chanterelles and lobsters there are no paisley portobellos, no plaided oysters, not even a measly maitake with a shimmering, shifting neon rainbow flowing through it—and not a single stem or gill has sung a note of any song more technically impressive than the most basic Nickelback. Mr Patch and his writing has ruined me.

 

And, I've got to be honest, it's making me feel like a deficient human being. I can't begin to describe him as a whole person, but he left me his final notes. We shared recipes. HE LEFT ME HIS FREAKING DOG. And I am blogging about how he wrote and made omelettes and once talked about mushrooms. Sherman, by the way, is a deerhound, and has been dead for about 25 years. Sherman was probably not his name in life, but that was the name Rex gave him after Harry Hardiner brought him the stuffed thing as a thankyou for "being another set of eyes on" (Patch for "editing") Jettison Jemison. Sherman is at my place, by the front door, looking bored and slightly crosseyed. Hardiner said he bought it in Bookbright. Because possibly the only man who has ever claimed to know where Harry Hardiner now rests or resides will never walk through it again there is a dead dog from Bookbright, Tennessee in my front entryway. Every time I pass it I'm afraid my reality will unfold beneath me. Every time I open my front door I'm almost afraid I'll see Harry Hardiner on the welcome mat, or Sherman transformed into a naked Johnny Kite shivering on the parquet. It's an unbelievable honor.

 

In fact, a bluntly inconceivable honor—if you'd told me ten years ago that that name I had read in so many bylines, the hand behind the Companion that helped me limp through Rise when the almighty internet failed to produce so much as a schema for its penultimate madness, this master of the rule of threes who would wail in anguish at an "unfinished" list—if you'd told me HE, Rex Patch, that ink titan across my shelves, would even answer my first letter, let alone pick up a years-long correspondence and partnership, I'd have prayed you were right while cussing your fool tongue. I've got Patch memorabilia now to fill a museum, or at least a fancy little shrine. Neat little reliquaries of newsprint and trade paperback. Handwriting. Memories.

 

His nurse told me at the funeral that before he lost consciousness, Dr Patch was puzzling out my last Wallreaders code. It's an ignoble end. She said he got so excited—kept pointing at the screen yelling "Tie! Tie!" I didn't know we were keeping score. In my book, it was no tie—Dr Patch won, hands down.

 

Rest in peace, Dr Patch. A month was not long enough, but I fear it will be the same in October, and next January, and this time next year. Rest in peace, rest in peace. Put the pen down and send it off to the editors.